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Seriously I don't know who your writers are but....I've had to double takes 3 times today on your posts just to make sure it was actually you guys...just cuz this shit is actually believable.

With a face like that, he could have been a great comedy actor.

The call is coming from... inside the head!

This headline goes so fucking hard

The Onion has to make these headlines more absurd....this seems real and believable.

He still can't get over not getting into veterinarian college.

His imposter syndrome is reaching critical levels when he can't tell himself from a scammer

Don't you mean 'fished'?

even after realising its the onion, im still not sure its a joke

Kash Patel thinking someone pretending to be Kash Patel looks trustworthy.🤣

Even more confusing after you've pounded a few beers.

His own phone number called him, but he answered it anyway.

Was scrolling without looking at who was posting and fully believed this was real for a second

He's quick like that.

Huh, and here I thought he'd be more likely to get scammed by an animal, any animal.

Completely plausible for that moron

Keeping up!

FBI material.

Yep - An ethnically challenged Mr Potato Head.