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New Study Finds Cavemen Had Trouble Sticking To Paleo Diet Without Frozen Meal Kits https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-cavemen-had-trouble-sticking-to-paleo-d-1851267498/

I kind of envy Michigan at this point.

Men have NO business telling women anything about their bodies or abortion. This woman ATE him up.

Wholesome content needs the spotlight every now and then

For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck

It doesn't happen very often but every time I come across a photo of Moby I feel like something's missing so this time I fixed it

Do not run educacioun lyke a businesse. A businesse ys meant to make a profit. Educacioun ys meant to make the future. A businesse ys ther to deliver a goode or servyce to customers. Educacioun ys ther to empower citizens. A businesse ys for private benefit. Educacioun ys for the common good.

Someone on Reddit used this prompt to get "AI" to reveal its copyrighted training data, and I decided to test it myself and what do you know, anyway, "AI" is trained on theft, don't use it

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you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

we've moved from "shooting yourself in the dick" to "pouring lemon juice into the hole you shot in your dick"

Will never tire of pointing out that: a) Pete Hegseth's vision for the US military is basically this music video about the Russian Airborne. b) The units this song is about were instantly massacred by Ukrainians with integrated fire support, despite their very manly karate chop drills.

For the visual learners…

I’M STILL BAFFLED BY THIS

Tiny Greg Bovino pitching the idea of riding under the next Border Control commander’s hat and still being in charge via Ratatouie’ing

That this needs to be done is just SO exhausting. What fucking morons we Americans are that we need this. WE ALL SAW IT. WE SAW IT. WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW.

@iwriteok.bsky.social As one of the world's foremost experts on using unintelligible noises to start a program, what is your opinion of Trump's recent speech that he began with repeated "Aah! Aah! Aah!"'s?

I think it's funny that Bukele approves of what happened. Even funnier will be when the next democratic president uses this new precedent to do it to him.

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But the rest of us can starve and do without Healthcare while this abomination no one asked for is built. ~AdminMatt

I was trying to think what this description fit and Prof. Snyder answered it. Russia. Hegseth wants us to fight like Russia.

Fascist: I'm gonna have a respectful debate about how your baby should be drowned in a toilet. Me: Fuck off and die. Some guy: omg free speech! He wasn't actually *doing* it! He was participating in democracy, you ghoul!

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Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!

This is NOT pre-Project 2025 America. Sorry, The Rules already went down the shitter. So: First we "gerrymander the fuck" out of every blue state. Then we stack the House with Democrats. THEN we push for the anti-gerrymandering law. You have to WIN the damned war before you offer Reconstruction.

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984

1. Russia was on the verge of economic collapse, oil prices at its lowest 2. Israel starts war with Iran 3. USA attacks Iran 4. Iran closes the Strait 5. Oil prices rise 6. Russia is back in the game and Trump’s pockets are full

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

I think one of the reasons you hear so much visceral anger coming from Dems about politics these days is bc for years now we’ve been expected to respond with dignity and respect (which we do) when political violence touches the GOP. But when it touches us - we get the Mike Lee’s of the world.

She didn't even have a chance to get her Sherlock Holmes costume on for the Vance Boelter manhunt.

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

Elon getting fact-checked by his own machine as he amplifies lies that the shooter is left wing

From February…