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It's missing an old conservative Christian woman sitting at a table looking at my ID and saying "you look like a foreigner and probably a Mexican and what is that last mean are you a Pollock or a Jew or something?". So now I understand what the big cardboard Q on the door was about...

Would be nice if it didn't force those of us who aren't good at 3d games to repeat the same frustrating sequences over and over. One mistake in that platform, 30 second wait for unskippable "seen ten times", repeat. Final room, also seems only for pros. Too bad.

how specifically? i thought the way to do it was to move yourself over to the vip room while you're in freefall from escaping the terminal but i cannot seem to do it, i just land in the otherwise inaccessible corner

I'm a little apprehensive to share 'cause I don't want it to get patched but if you can get onto a ledge outside the VIP room you might notice there's a smaller room behind that. If you can hop around to the part where the two rooms face each other you can activate the trigger to enter.

Wasn't expecting The Onion to drop an Egglike, but here we are lol. I'm missing 7 of the achievements, so I wonder if there's not a hidden area or something. I thought it might have something to do with the basketball scoreboard but I got the scores to match the numbers and nothing happened.

Had another go at it today and got 29 secrets, I'm convinced secret #30 is entering the correct password for the VIP room. Here's what I've got.