Wallace

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I’m in a defenestrationship

Ken Paxton voted against a bill making animal abusers pay to treat the animals they hurt. Paxton went on to protect a research lab that tortured 400 puppies.

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Boo Berry is the ghost of Rob Schneider

Finally gaining traction

Xi is like, "Who the fuck are these weirdos?"

Chick-fil-a inna wind - Nell on Sunday

Narcos>Sopranos

Not MY president

#tulane #athf

Special Episode: Young Washington & Michael (w/ James Adomian, Mookie Blaiklock) Due to bizarre editing mishap, a major studio AI has combined the footage from YOUNG WASHINGTON and MICHAEL into one single never-before-seen cut. And Matt Besser has a copy. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

TWIN FIGHT!

Oh we hate when the third celeb to die is a voice actor

what's cleaner than a Buc-EE's bathroom?

When’s the last time you saw a scud?

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Incredible that Dolly Parton wrote “I Wanna New Drug” and “Ghostbusters” on the same day.

I’m so glad we bury dead people.

He’s my nephew from another test tube

The Odyssey (special concept episode)

There’s a company in Hollywood that just knows how to scare babies.

I could really go for some milk solids

Today’s Ned Beatty? That ain’t my call

Think I have a friendtopic pregnancy. Send help

"CENTRISTS UNITE!" It's 15 people. 5 of whom aren't even elected yet. All of them in districts trump won. Don't let corporate media - especially media owned by Bezos - convince you the party is somehow fractured by throngs of centrists pushing back. It's not. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Thinking about calling my bedroom “Room” like in the movie Room

#jordanpeele

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It’s fine that a 50 foot long human embryo formed of green slime is growing in the Reflecting Pool We have no reason to believe the Swamp Child will be hostile

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“Bootylicious” won 4 Grammies. Let that

Rudy Giuliani has arrived at the Met Gala. He is dragging an IV drip behind him and oozing from at least one hole. He appears disoriented

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

improv4humans Inside the Hu-Man-O-Sphere (w/ Lily Sullivan, Seth Morris) Looksmaxxing; "Neighbors" elephant in the room illegally; shitty inspector; pro line-stander; Connecticut mountain lion conspiracy; melting Vanilla Ice caps; Call My Daddy podcast controversy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

I think the Republicans are really onto something in rebranding themselves as the Ballroom Party at this political moment.

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When the lead singer of the diamonds admitted that he was wrongah- I felt that

#judds

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It’d be a great time to go to your podcast provider of choice and subscribe to Superego. Stay frosty.

#therip

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I can just tell this is the right guy for Miley

Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR $6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires

ICYMI: My thoughts on Sunday’s game