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Cornell Tries Going By Different Name https://theonion.com/cornell-tries-going-by-different-name/

8/10/26, 9:00 pm67 reposts807 likes

@emilpeugot.bsky.social

Cornhole?

kingsco.bsky.social

@kingsco.bsky.social

Brock “Allen” Turner would approve

@nickyclamps.bsky.social

You sure it’s not the new chapter of Trump University?

smithcraft.bsky.social

@smithcraft.bsky.social

I don't see any beleaguered ivy in the picture.

@julmm.bsky.social

good one

John S. Pumpkins 🎃

@paranormallyjohn.bsky.social

Why did you have to do Paul S. Tompkins dirty like that, The Onion?

@zecretzquirrel.bsky.social

@300ps.bsky.social

Hormel was right there

John Heaton has had enough of Halloween

@jheaton416.bsky.social

Me and every other Cornell College alum:

@travtufts.bsky.social

Consume Prilosec

@mymouthdreams.bsky.social

"I think he's talking to you."

Hopeless Beeatch

@hopebeach.bsky.social

IYKYK

They were going to go with Ithaca College, but then they were reminded that name was already taken.

John Heaton has had enough of Halloween

@jheaton416.bsky.social

That's never stopped them.

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