Schmidt

Why the actual fuck is Miller Park having someone sing the fucking anthem? We’re here to watch tv as a fucking group not flag hump #WinOurWay

Holy fucking goal tend #FearTheDeer

1982 IS DEAD #WinOurWay

Brice Turang, Milwaukee Brewers

Capt. Lou Albanian

I might be too 414

Personally, I like Taylor Swift’s new Cleveland song

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng

Trump announces Kohl's Cash now counts as legal tender.

Holy shit Morgan Rogers! #CFC #ARSCHE

“Idiocracy” hit theaters 20 years ago today.

Where my #CFC fans on Blue Sky #CHEBHA

Enes Kanter is just a giant asshole, I’m fairly confident that’s how he identifies.

@cyrthogg.bsky.social can you ask the players to keep that preachy Jesus bullshit off the podcast? Thnx

Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-flock-cameras/

Trapped a dumb truck driver in logic today. Got him to agree that our body should be a personal issue when he was trying to get me to make fun of fat girls. Then asked him about his feelings on abortion, shocker he switched his “my body my rules” rhetoric real real fast.

I hate when the upstairs neighbor gets into a techno phase

New: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to create a pretext to search a man's car for weed. Their justification? He drove from Wisconsin to Michigan, a “known source state for marijuana as it is legal there,” and Flock showed he "travels to Michigan frequently." www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...

I was thinking about changing my safe word to “release the Epstein Files”.

Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide

When are people in the United States going to realize it’s weird as fuck to stand up for the national anthem before every fucking sporting event? Don’t get me started on “God Bless America” during baseball games on Sunday. It’s cult shit.

@timxai.ai go fuck yourself AI

So after my company got bought out last season a lot of people lost their vacation and we have a system where you earn it based on hours worked, don’t get me started. Today a driver blamed it on Biden getting elected and not corporate greed.

#ThisIsMyCrew

Snoozy BEAN

My flip flop tan line is gonna go crazy by the end of August

Press release: Garbage and recycling collection services are suspended until further notice, and City of Milwaukee Drop Off Centers are closed.

Don’t mean to sound crunchy Hit a chick from the back Crumpled her scrunchie.

#G1Climax was fucking amazing. Got to meet @nixixs.bsky.social and she’s just the best.

Dipshit MAGA coworker called me rude for walking away while he was talking so I told him that’s because what he was saying was so unbelievably dumb my IQ was going down and I needed to flee.

Saw a purple Jrue Holiday shirtsey, that’s gotta be pretty uncommon

Someone who didn’t belong there left this on my porch sometime between 1:20a - 10:30a

If government officials don’t have to listen to the government, why the fuck should I be required to?

Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks https://theonion.com/nation-s-dogs-vow-to-keep-their-shit-together-during-4t-1819577873/

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-raise-rent-due-to-thinking-of-bigger-1850922943/

Car alarms on mini vans are fucking hilarious

Am I boopable?

Pretty psyched I can forget how to spell Antetokounmpo.

#OwnTheFuture indeed

We want the Milwaukee DoeS back!

Took 3 fucking years for Haslam to fuck it all up. #FuckJimmyHaslam

#FuckJimmyHaslam

@jimowczarski.bsky.social Season over for 3 days, WHATS THE WAIT?!? I’d love to duff that chubby bag of breeze directly in his cock polisher.

I was told this app was for pedophiles and groomers. I haven’t seen a single child or teen post on the app once. Why? Because my algorithm has me talking with adults about my interests here.

Clint Dempsey thinks he’s a fucking war hero or some shit for playing soccer.

Depressed Shams Charania Breaks Scoop That He Has No One https://theonion.com/depressed-shams-charania-breaks-scoop-that-he-has-no-one/