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Who wants to watch that tiny cockwomble? The only character he knows how to play is Tom Cruise, tiresome 'actor' extraordinaire.

To be fair, I heard a review of it on NPR and I really want to see it - but who has time?

That’s what streaming if for

Everyone thought that 'Digger' is a shorthand for "Gold Digger" or "Melania 2.0".

I found out it wasn't based on Ursula Vernon's Digger and decided to read that instead. 😁

Did see it, it's very meta, kinda a commentary on satire as a genre

I started to read the synopsis

At least it dethroned Depp Wonka as creepiest high polish antihero

🤭😱😂

Most of the English speaking world will think it’s about Murdoch, the rest will think it’s a true life story of a guy outstanding in his own field with a John Deere tractor that’s been bricked because he didn’t pay to have the software reset. True Story.

Was he also asking about that Mummy movie he was in?

Who?!

We must own that movie! It’s the first time my husband took me to the theater in years because he actually saw something he was interested in! Staff came to quiet us because our laughter disturbed some of the 10 other people. I absolutely loved it! It’s the next cult classic! 

It was good, not sure why it got review bombed. Yeah, Cruise is bad weird with scientology, but he's a damn good actor.

All the makeup and whatever else they did to his face creeped me out. Whhyyyy?

Didn't see what?

Oh right. The movie. The movie with Tom Cruise. The movie starring specifically Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise's movie. I still have no clue what the movie's about. I hear it had Tom Cruise.

A true operating thetan wouldn’t need to ask

Haven't paid to see a Tom Cruise movie since Risky Business. Even watching them free cant get the fact out of my mind he is a stupid asshole who became a Scientolagist. What a dipshit.

How was the premise to blame? Just because this country is full of dumbasses who can't follow an actual story.

It's a wonder why many normal people don't want to see an incredibly unlikable billionaire "religious" moron pretending to be an unlikable billionaire putting the planet at risk, while they themselves have no disposable income because of unlikeable billionaires.

Lol

Same reason I didn’t watch Magnolia.

I didn't see Digger *because* of Tom Cruise.

They finally adapted the arcade game Dig Dug?

this man should have gone away years ago

Sorry I was busy that weekend

Not a fan of

Why would you want them to ruin a movie just so you can understand what it's about?

Sorry, man. Hurricane.

I rarely go to the theater but I look forward to it streaming.

Lol.

I almost did not see it because of Scientology, Mission Impossible, and Top Gun, but there are exceptions to every rule.

At least, when Tom Cruise jumps on a couch, he ONLY jumps on it. Unless he goes on to star in "The JD Vance Story."

I won't walk across the street to see a free showing. Paying $30 for the "experience" and a donation to Scientology is not going to happen.

Tom Cruise is digger