altspookyghost gestalt

wanting likes is suffering

It’s your inner devastation that counts.

telling kids his name is Tweety Dinosaur

oh, you mean dinosaur wings? yeah, we can order some

If I’m as fucked as I think I am fucked, I might end up doing some pretty hilarious shit.

prog rock < prague rock

"are these from free-range dinosaurs?"

puppets pretending to be dead as a way of puppeting us

eggs seem expensive until you realize that each one is a dinosaur egg

Dinosaur McNuggets

going down to the lake to feed the dinosaurs

I'd like Hitchcock better if he made more movies about dinosaurs

Organizations I donate money to are great at making me regret donating money to them.

this is the pedonazis' goal

bro Death is gay so if you hate or fear him you're a homophobe bro

Frankly this explanation gives them more credit than they deserve

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

buddy i wouldn't shit that with your ass

Im gonna switch to I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

some of you don't have a personal relationship with Grimace and it shows

The night sliced thin.

The Arabs? Of the Arabic numerals?

is it too late to jump on the horse dewormer bandwagon

oh - Rutherford *B* Hayes! yeah - I've heard of him

You know Cheesecake Factory is actually pretty good when you want to eat a decent meal under the ever-watching Eye of Sauron

The Errol Flynn Robin Hood is the most swashbuckling cop killing movie ever.

the republican party should be called the fascist party from now on

It’s the everyday heartbreak, the light left on, the unseen stars.

look, if you’re not pro metheus then you’re anti metheus

bro who thinks we're one short of taking it to the limit enough times

Is Elon Musk mad that in that documentary they revealed he fucks monkeys? That he left South Africa because everyone called him Monkey Fucker Musk? Is that what’s up his idiot monkey fucking ass?

Thank you for extruding me.

Reverse clowngirl because I slipped on a banana peel

whether, or not, the storm

If you strike me down, I shall say "thank you" and enjoy the eternal nap of oblivion

Another impossible beauty standard for women

Don't jump to conclusions, because you might twist an ankle or hurt your knees. It's best to slowly sneak up on conclusions and smother them with a pillow.

wishing I were the unknown soldier so the war could be over for me