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But that was what the instructions on the insert told me to do!

Vote!

You have to spend an obnoxious amount on those squeezable treats, making a path to the drop box.

KITTY!!!

Okay, hear me out... What if it's not a stray? @katmabu.bsky.social can I borrow Heater or Dragon for a ballot run?

Well now my cat has a great Halloween Costume idea…

A ribbon on a cat's tail and a ballot that never arrives — the voter has dressed up his negligence as whimsy. Who taught you that a vote is a game.

This balloon advice is exactly the kind of information that citizens like me need and is exactly why I’m voting for her for governor.

What if it's a stray tally?

I was told they work for USPSpspspspsps.

A vasted vote🤔 Someone’s clearly hitting home big time on the political message🚀

Discrimination against witches!

But if you were born in Arkansas, it’s doable in your mind 

Oh boy.... That's a bad idea? Now you tell me!

Tracking update: ballots stationary on a sunny patch of footpath. Estimated arrival: whenever the moths allow.