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RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

I don't know anything about this passerby's background, though someone in the comments says that she owns a bar in NY. A surprising number of Americans are able to "yes, and" professional comedians like this.

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like.

Mike Rogers' wife explores new career as Elf on a Shelf.

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

You don't even understand the damage Zelensky did to Republicans midterm messaging by taking out that Russian bot farm.

Seattle just became the first city in America to ban grocery stores from engaging in surveillance pricing. This is a huge win for consumers against companies that abuse their personal data to rip them off. Watch former FTC Chair Lina Khan explain.

IF I WIN THE MIDTERMS I WILL GIVE EVERYBODY FIVE THOUSAND PONIES !!!

a whole new meaning to “hug it out”

What is your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. Mine is from II Barbarians.

I’m the airplane engine that quit mid-takeoff.

Post you from a different era in your life. This has to be at least ten or fifteen years ago--maybe more.

This thread--the whole thread. Its originator, all the contributors--*everything*

I have never seen a Room Number placard placed *inside* the room.

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.

📹| In a funny incident, two people tried to enter a movie theater screening [The Odyssey] without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse in a comedic reenactment of the famous story.

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Man spent five hours filling his bucket with fish, until he woke up to find every single one gone. On May 20th, a man was fishing off a dock when he started having one of the best days he’d had in weeks. Dock camera showed his Dog was feeding a Dolphin 🐬

This is still only the second-most famous scaffold in Trump history.

We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it).

They’re going to keep up this “Weekend at Bernie’s” schtick until his rotting body parts start falling off.

If your see this post you r getaway vehicle.

What are the six genders? Wrong answers only. Left, Right, Jump, Dodge, Block, and Punch.

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword.

Post your warning sign.

Post an image from a game you played as a teenager.

Norah O’Donnell is a killer here

@realfollowers.bsky.social How many gen-u-ine followers do I have?

If you see this, post a character from space.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

Pinmogged, assbeat-maxxing

Please clap for Schlapp.

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Sir, this is a Smashburger.

Saw off the Musandam Peninsula.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only. Glor-findal!

OMG. This era is going to be the subject of soooo many law review articles.

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