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The mustache held, but the rest of the costume filed for emotional damages on the walk home. Campus security has reportedly opened a lost-and-found for one missing college experience, last seen near the punch bowl.

Her Luigi hooked up with Taylor Swiffer Mop. And it wasn’t even that clever of a costume.

Slow day at joke factory?

Rather misogynistic

Better the memories of walking home crying in Halloween makeup than the trauma of running home screaming from the teleporting slasher-villain.

Smudged cat whiskers at 2am is a rite of passage that somehow never makes it into the university brochure.

This isn’t even satire.

This is a terrible joke given Cornell.

I was awakened one night around Halloween because Wonder Woman was having a serious disagreement with Superman outside a party across the street.

this joke brought to you by a dude that graduated from Cornell.

Well, and there's all the rape. 🫤