YNTV Breaking News

Local cat thinks she’s better than you and is probably right

Coworker putting up Christmas decorations justifiably murdered

Toronto driver not sure where to park after city removes bike lanes

Five guests. One flag. No survivors. 🇺🇸 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #satire #comedy

"Two writers talk in New York. The first writer tells the second that moving to Los Angeles will destroy the second writer’s credibility. The first writer said this while writing an ad for Preparation H medicated wipes. This one doesn’t need an answer." buff.ly/P5YI6QQ

Gonna put on a tan suit and head over to the Cheesecake Factory.

Three weeks. That's all it took. 😳 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #satire #comedy

“I was just a kid then," Emily Elizabeth said. "How could I have known the full extent of what he was?” “A dog?” I said. “A monster. And I became a refugee for harboring him,” she said. buff.ly/ovFlhMZ

"Metabolism has entered Museum Mode and is now preserving every carbohydrate for future generations." buff.ly/guRUchT

"Please do not smoke or vape in the lavatory. Please do administer your GLP-1 shots. Maybe make it a double." buff.ly/Z48CKhd

Revealing the top stories. And be thick skinned about it. 💪 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 Full season as a podcast — rss.com/podcasts/ynt... #yntv #satire #comedy

New Study Finds Cavemen Had Trouble Sticking To Paleo Diet Without Frozen Meal Kits https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-cavemen-had-trouble-sticking-to-paleo-d-1851267498/

"Sexy Son Who Has a Healthy Relationship with His Mother." buff.ly/8NvA9jD

Breaking: local anchor discovers the camera was on. 📹 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #satire #comedy

Prefer to listen? The full season of YNTV Breaking News is now a video podcast — all six episodes, audio + video. 🎙️ rss.com/podcasts/ynt... #yntv #podcast #satire

2026 marks the 30th anniversary of the original "Scream" movie. The blockbuster is a horror classic and has spawned a franchise that continues to produce new installments to this day, but its original screenplay would have produced a film totally unrecognizable to fans of "Scream." buff.ly/gbOcLIZ

THE HERMIT CARD: On Friday nights, you will have a pressing need to eat broccoli with garlic sauce out of a mixing bowl and dissociate while watching "The Pitt." buff.ly/tiLXQjK

That smile says 'I know something you don't.' 😏 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 Full season as a podcast — rss.com/podcasts/ynt... #yntv #satire #comedy

"Nothing you have witnessed today was intended as part of our Fun Time Hayride. Not the strands of animal entrails decorating this stretch of forest, not the sinister laughter echoing around us, and definitely not the berserk individuals who have been raiding our wagon." buff.ly/dFun8ab

"Yes, there is a possibility that the Creature could become uncontrollable, kill large numbers of people, destroy civilization, or otherwise bring about the end of human life as we know it. But it also has enormous potential benefits." buff.ly/VofUcqn

Similarly, crooked Donald Trump redirected $20 million in taxpayer funds from the Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Customs and Border Protection to pay for campaign-style television and streaming advertisements promoting him ahead of the midterm elections.

Everyone remembers their first show. Hers was… memorable. 🎤 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #satire #comedy

"I don’t see what’s wrong with asking the followers of Islam to denounce the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important for the public to know where non-Christians stand on every organization that has ever existed in a Muslim-majority country and every person with the name 'Mohammed.'" buff.ly/oFYteni

Here is a better idea: Give the whole thing to NASA and kick that meddlesome dork white supremacist back to South Africa.

Ella on handling audition rejection is genuinely gold 🎭 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 Full season as a podcast — rss.com/podcasts/ynt... #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #acting

That dress understood the assignment 👗✨ Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 Full season as a podcast — rss.com/podcasts/ynt... #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #satire

His name would be Logan. He would send you five-hundred-page tomes celebrating himself with thousands of glossy selfies that all look pretty much the same. He would eat only beige food. buff.ly/fziuxbM

"Refine this self-portrait of Dorian Gray (socialite, dandy, patron of the arts, hedonist). Touch up silvering temples. Darken eyebrows. Add a silk ascot to cover the rumpled, crepe-like folds on his hideous neck." (Happy b-day, Oscar!)

New suitor, beautiful flowers… a love story? Or a YNTV segment? 💐 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #satire

A brand-new installment of our weekly comic about artistic creatures living life in a bleak forest. buff.ly/65lXIny

I saw this lunch box today.

🎙️ LEAKED: the full YNTV Breaking News season — all six episodes — is now a podcast. The audio that was never supposed to air. Binge it: rss.com/podcasts/ynt... (Scripted satire.) #yntv #podcast

She ended it DURING lockdown?! The audacity. The timing. 💔 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #comedy

"There seems to be a never-ending list of places to experience when visiting Westeros, so you can’t go wrong as long as you aim for a summer visit. Winters here are absolutely brutal." buff.ly/iU7bSOD

"Hey, thanks so much for coming tonight. I’ve just checked with everyone else at the party, and we’re all in agreement that you behaved really normally and didn’t say anything weird or worrying at all." buff.ly/8Awuubb

An urgent call to action from a senator — satire with a point. Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #satire

"I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO!" buff.ly/w93mWIl

Donald Trump, the first president to wear a bustle.

Student loan freedom vs. Wall Street drama — place your bets 💸 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #satire

The current White House Press Secretary is an insane liar. Change my mind.

"When Donald Trump goes off script at a rally and admits that he would gladly watch two Democrat-run cities—communities full of Black and Brown people he considers to be his political enemies—get wiped off the map, that’s just Trump being Trump." buff.ly/LHVEZj5

Note to self: the money tree prank ALWAYS backfires 🌳💸 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #comedy

AIDE: “Sir, who was the loser who came in last place in the race?” PETE HEGSETH: “That’s fucken CLASSIFIED, soldier!!!!”

Oh, you poor, simple thing. God doesn’t name hurricanes. A meteorological committee does. Bless your heart.

Breaking news from the YNTV newsroom: boxer briefs boost ratings. Journalism is saved 📺😂 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #comedy

"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C

He walked in confident. He did NOT see that 2nd Amendment question coming 😳 Full season on YouTube — link in bio 🎬 #yntv #yntvbreakingnews #satire

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

Ever feel like AI is trying to gaslight you? “There is no such book, Rachel. It never existed. No, no don’t look down, don’t look at the search results just listen to me. YOU NEVER WROTE A BOOK AND ALSO YOU WERE IN THE MIGHTY BOOSH”