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its a pretty damn big spider... new metric: if I cannot squash the spider with a potato, its too damn big.

Carry salt

Tolkien himself said so.

Potatoes are my everyday hero

Little?

I also recall reading about cheese wheels, loaves of bread, and jugs of wine in the hobbit home. 100% approve.

Conversely: be the friend who notifies your coworkers that there's a big spider in the handicapped stall. (Not me, but I appreciate the one who spread the word. 🤣)

Truth!!

I just reread all the books and don't remember this character - but sounds like he was in hufflepuff.

Always give back what you borrow. (Especially if it's an evil ring made in the depths of mount doom)