Jonathan Edward Durham

They even have recliners sometimes now so…

I think we’ve done some good work here today folks

I’m afraid the science is very much settled on all of this

Both my wolves are door dashing some cheez-its right now

To be a cat, or not to be a cat? That’s is the question.

IT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on!

And then what happened? And then what?

You leave my punny router names alone!

Also where’s the manual for this thing

Maybe you should pebble someone with this idk 👉👈

Pc load letter?

It’s the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiife

To Airbnb or not to Airbnb

If you did something amazing today, I'm proud of you. If you went to work today, I'm proud of you. If you took a shower, I'm proud of you. If you did some laundry, I'm proud of you. If you got out of bed, I'm proud of you. And if all you did was make it through another day, I'm still proud of you.

Reference book kids unite!

One big soup please 👉👈

Those of us who had these things, even if it wasn’t all the time, are very very fortunate indeed

Tis the season!!!

Has been so lovely meeting so many of you over the past few weeks! Come see me on these last few stops if you can! I’ll be cool, I promise! Check the link in bio for venue details, love you guys!

A moment if you please…

Nevermind, I’m up!

I will learn absolutely nothing from this

This is a reminder that in 1997 they had a dancing baby make a guest appearance on a popular TV show and it's all anybody talked about for an entire year

The sheer feeling of limitless power brought about by a freshly loaded label maker is unmatched

I guess this officially a shower thoughts thread now and I’m here for it

I really love this perspective. Still maybe a hill or two in my back pocket though, don’t tell anyone

Tough tough tough time…

Would be the best mall ever….

IT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on!

Yall need anything from the drawer?

Ah the joys of Pez…

Ooooooh tiny pumpkin

We are very unfortunately built for this

This should’ve been the Jurassic Park remake

Allllll the threats really

I can’t thank you guys enough for supporting this book like you have. Cried some happy tears on the highway on my way to Massachusetts today. Love you all ❤️

Just saying you’ll be off that fence

Who’s bringing snacks?

Just want you all to know how much I appreciate you. That’s all ❤️

It shows oh god IT SHOWS

I am nothing if not polite and anxious about being polite

Saltines and butter have raised their hand

Sometimes I'll get a little snack on the way home and then accidentally leave half of it in my car and then the next morning I'll get back in my car like 'hell yeah a little snack' and those are usually pretty good days actually

Let me LIVE

Also sometimes I’m fancasting Muppet Princess Bride but mostly this…

If you need me I will be making soup for what ails ME, and maybe he can have some too we’ll see

Sharing this so I don’t have to suffer alone

My bad guess that wasn’t him 🤷‍♂️

Also sometimes my face is the safe word 🤷‍♂️