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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

theonion.comParents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven NowHUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...

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