Post

The Onion
@theonion.com

“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator theonion.com/jd-vanc...

theonion.comJD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group ChatPALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]