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The Onion
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“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator theonion.com/jd-vanc...

theonion.comJD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group ChatPALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]

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Cybert Ruck
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Signal group name: Super Top Secret Operation Soil Couch Cushions bsky.app/profile/theo...

The Onion@theonion.com

“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator theonion.com/jd-vanc...

theonion.comJD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group ChatPALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
Sydney Skye🏳️‍⚧️
@sydneyskye.bsky.social

The only thing i appreciate( *everything is horrifying) about this administration is that it managed to turn the onion into a semi legitimate news source compared to much of what the state media puts out. I would be surprised if this wasn't true.

Gone fishin'
@alpha855.bsky.social

These dipshits don't need phones; they're all wired together with musk-melon's Neuralink brain implants. Wondering how difficult it was to locate any brains in that pack of morons.