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i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet

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"My best friend actually founded a penis inspection company and he promises that my penis is too big for society and helped me publish this report. He says he's a regulatory agency so you have to believe him."

Crazy how they’ve been trying to pull off this “it’s so good it’s SCARY!” act ever since the (now completely discredited) claim that some AI hired a task rabbit to solve a captcha. Crazier still is that people still take the lying companies that make the lying products at face value and buy it