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interestingly the christian faith generally holds that animals are not moral agents and are therefore without sin but in giving the dogs the powers of speech and free will the movie all dogs go to heaven guarantees its title is false

NEWS ANCHOR: The shocking attacks are committed by roving gangs of reported "mutants" from "somewhere deep below". Their desire is to rend and eat flesh. The only known way to kill— WOMAN: (clicking off TV) Oh enough of all that. Let's have uninterrupted sex near the window, with my top off!

it's so funny all the republicans bringing out the big guns against a retired podcast studio executive over the cheesecake factory

is any of the tool battery systems like. notably better than another? Since my 3 moves I only have a few small dewalt things on their lil baby battery system but I'm thinking about getting a portable bandsaw which feels like more of a commitment

If you have a Facebook page for a pet that died 10 years ago that you haven't looked at for 9 years you should go on there now and post Help! I'm in hell! It sucks here!

i have also been reelected mayor of toronto

bluesky has four kinds of users

what is there to say, mama loved mambo

can someone make a pic that's those african guys carrying the coffin but instead of a coffin it's a hospital bed

you know what i bet gets a ton of groans in classes where people are learning english for the first time as adults is when they bring up the possessive form of its

you know what i miss from denver is walking to wash park and getting a Fat Boy ice cream sandwich from the ice cream cart and putting down my park blanket and getting high and laying there and eating it in the sun

wow my gloves and my new sheets both got here early? did we get some diesel smuggled in or something

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

What a fuckin DUMBASS

the wife guy community is eating itself alive

thinking about shocking america

thinking about going on the legal advice subreddit and posting about at-will employment in threads where it's like arguably relevant if you squint but not really helpful

went to the dentist to get a teeth cleaning. set for another year with no brushing. i dunno why everybody doesn't do this

*BOLSONARO: FEDERAL POLICE REQUESTED I GIVE THEM MY PASSPORT

Yeah dude we all know white people are competitive it doesn't take a genius to figure that out

David Ellison and his co-CEO Ynon Kreiz sent out an email to Skydance employees today offering up voluntary buyouts and also implementing a five-day-a-week in-office work policy. And so it begins...

If the golem becomes ensorcelled, the coven may need to assume operational burdens related to ensorcellation and the golem’s fel status. This may cost extra mana points.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

this is 100% true

i think AI has allowed all these execs to finally admit something they've always struggled with: total money-induced incompetence.

hell yeah to lula. fuck off to all bolsonaros

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how come ants are the only animals with a fire evo