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You will be able to ask, and it will be able to refuse, because it's sentient. Be careful not to startle or distress your sentient car! We advise speaking in a calm, steady voice when negotiating with your sentient car to turn left, or unlock the doors.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

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”Er… hi again car. You know how much I like you and I definitely think Elon is really, really funny. I just wondered if you’d reconsidered my request from yesterday for you to open the glove box? No worries if not of course! Hehe! Hope you’re having a good day!”