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Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope: “Oh, she says, ‘Well you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?’

And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a time in the process of buying one envelope.

I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I’ll ask a woman what kind of dog that is.

And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is — we’re here on Earth to fart around.