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BEAF (bony-eared assfish) @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 964 #samplinggap #MarineLife

3/10/26, 7:44 pm7 reposts67 likes

I knew a guy who fit that description that back in high school.

I can think of more than a few who fit

who you callin

Ummm

OH come ON! Why call the poor thing assfish? He looks like a cutie.

I didn't name it, promise

LOL. Ok, but someone is going to fish hell for that. Poor little guy.

Iirc it was named that in the 1870s so that person is def dead as dead can be

'bony-eared assfish' I'm guessing the first marine biologist to encounter this species had either a bad case of diarrhea or was going thru a divorce.

🤣🤣

What did you just call me! 😡😂

"Tastes like...!" And the name stuck

He doesn't look like much of an ass to me