LordP666

The laughing in the background is really pissing me off. I'm thinking of blocking anyone who posts this stupid shit with canned laughter.

So, it's not just Trump who is dumb as a rock. "instructs Aboud and fellow Maga sympathisers in self-defence techniques including the wearing, over clothes, of protective plastic buttocks. He also schools them in how to fire bullets from the middle of these buttocks by the repeated

theguardian.comRepublican leader embarrassed by Ali G film says he plans to sue Sacha Baron Cohen: ‘A liar and a pervert’Exclusive: Michael Aboud, whose actions in what he believed to be a documentary are likely to come under considerable scrutiny, has expressed anger at the film-maker• This article contains considerabl...

up and down manipulation of a rubber penis." Michael Aboud is the chair of the El Paso County Republican Party. Aboud is suing because: "They claimed that this would be a documentary about the illegals crossing the border." www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...

theguardian.comHegseth church allies backed plan for ‘public’ execution of Fort Hood shooterLeader of CREC church – whose pastors have advocated death penalty – says he ‘prefers public executions to private’

Get the fucking Church OUT of Government: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Is anyone else's cat like this? Mine pretends to be Auric Goldfinger, and meows at me: No, Mr. 666, I expect you to die!

OMG. I am exhausted. Got my mail-in ballot yesterday. I am in PA. Filled in six dots for Governor, etc. - all Democrats. Licked two envelopes, wrote my address and licked a stamp. It took an eternity - about 50 seconds. VOTE DAMMIT! VOTE!

I expect no replies to this post, but I really don't give a fuck about that. This one is for me. In a few hours, I'll be 77, and I am astounded that I have lived this long. I have probably done all the popular drugs that you've heard of and some you might never know. Unprotected sex was my jam.

So, not the smartest. Why do I get to live? It grieves me that I have a new neighbor, a very young woman, 23 years old, who has been diagnosed with Leukemia. I am sitting on my deck. It is 8 PM before my birthday, I am drinking Champagne.

And my heart breaks for this 23 year old woman, who SHOULD have her entire life before her. My neighbor. I can see the building where she lives. I wonder if she cries about her illness. I think she is MUCH, MUCH stronger than that. Much stronger than me. I am SAD. Happy Birthday to me!

I need you all to do me a solid. On October 2nd, I'll be 77 years old. I'll have traveled 44.968 billion miles around the sun in those 77 years. I think I'm entitled to one wish. I want Trump to drop dead before I do. Can we all hold hands and pray for that?

theguardian.comUS opts not to back Saudi Arabia in Yemen after meeting Houthi leadersIran-backed militants have offered Trump administration assurances over safety of Red Sea shipping

16 Sept

LOL Trump to Saudi Arabia: Get fucked www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

7 Sept

I've got a question that maybe someone here can answer. I have a modest backyard where I grow tomatoes, peppers, etc. I usually give a lot of it to my neighbors, and one said something that stuck me: I wish I had this much room, I'd like to grow things too.

7 Sept

He lives in a small apartment building right next to my house. I was thinking of making my backyard into a very small community garden, where he, and maybe two other neighbors could grow their stuff. We'd work it communally, and we would all get produce. Bad idea? Good idea?

7 Sept

I am afraid it would stress people out. Maybe they'd think they HAVE to work it? Maybe they'd think someone is getting more than their share? I worry about that sort of thing.

6 Sept

What is a good gang name for Trump? 'Don the Dum'? 'Donald the Dick'?

6 Aug

If I started a podcast called "Who sucked ass in the news yesterday?" Would you follow me? Would you contribute?

6 Aug

WTF? I think I time traveled. I am getting spam calls for 'Vehicle Extended Service Plan'. Why? I thought this shit was dead?

axios.comTillis says Blanche won't be confirmed as AG amid Trump fund fightTillis's comment escalates the fight between the White House and holdout Senate Republicans.

1 Aug

This is the kind of shit that pisses me off. They talk about: "Trump clearly intends to resurrect the payout pot for punks " But they say nothing about his IRS immunity deal. Does that mean they are OK with THAT? www.axios.com/2026/08/01/b...

theguardian.comSeth Meyers on Trump’s unpopularity: ‘Madam Web has a higher audience rating’The late-night host poked fun at the president’s record-low approval rating as he gets rich while Americans struggle

31 July

LMAO What a burn!!! www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

28 July

I saw Supergirl, and I am furious at what happened to this movie. I loved it, and I am no great fan of James Gunn. Millie Alcock did a great job. Ladies, if you meet someone who had issues with this movie...run away from them - they are poison.

For your use when referring to Trump: PAST TENSES: 1. Past Simple -> he cunted 2. Past Continuous -> he was cunting 3. Past Perfect -> he had cunted 4. Past Perfect Cont. -> he had been cunting

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9. Future Simple -> he will cunt 10. Future Continuous -> he will be cunting 11. Future Perfect -> he will have cunted 12. Future Perfect Cont.-> he will have been cunting

ADDITIONAL MODAL/OTHER FORMS - Conditional Present -> he would cunt - Conditional Perfect -> he would have cunted - Infinitive -> to cunt - Gerund / Present Part. -> cunted - Past Participle -> cunt (used in perfect tenses) - Imperative -> Cunt!

For your use when referring to Trump: PAST TENSES: 1. Past Simple -> he cunted 2. Past Continuous -> he was cunting 3. Past Perfect -> he had cunted 4. Past Perfect Cont. -> he had been cunting

PRESENT TENSES: 5. Present Simple -> he cunts 6. Present Continuous -> he is cunting 7. Present Perfect -> he has cunted 8. Present Perfect Cont.-> he has been cunting

11 July

Who is this fucking guy? @schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "This List Is Not Your Business" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:...

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29 June

Who the fuck is this? @schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Wrong about VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses GLP1 NFTs or Bitcoin" moderation list And what the hell does it mean?

theguardian.comOutcry over supreme court decision to grant Trump power to fire agency chiefsLegal and labor experts say Trump v Slaughter decision upends settled constitutional law in favor of ‘loyalty test’

29 June

So what, exactly, is 'settled law'? Is it another pinky swear? It seems to be very easily thrown away, like in ROE. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

23 June

Breaking News: Secret Service is up in arms. A revolt is underway! The reason is that those who disobey will be put on diaper duty. Something they'd rather die than do. Confirmed by me, who made it up.

15 June

Hello BlueSky! I have an important announcement. I am renaming my catto from Mr. Poopiehead, to José. He is going through a Mexican Bandito phase.

theguardian.comPilot and 11 skydiving passengers killed in Missouri plane crashCrash reportedly occurred shortly after departure from Butler Memorial airport at 11.30am on Sunday

14 June

Look, I apologize in advance, but stuff like this breaks my mind. DIDN'T THEY HAVE PARACHUTES???? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

11 June

How did I get to be 76 years old and never knew there were policemen who wore bow ties? Them 1954

8 June

This shit pisses me off. I have a KIA Soul, which is why I am a member of this forum, but this is bullshit:

4 June

Kayso, I built a transgalactic phone, and I published my number. First call I got: We heard your planetary insurance ran out... Smart ass fucking aliens.

4 June

Kayso, I am having the concept of an idea of a book, and I want to feel the bad guy to animals, but I don't really want to disrespect maggots. So, if the bad guy is DJT, what animal would you feed him to?

31 May

OMG! They destroyed my girl, Flavia De Luce! There is a movie! Flavia 2026 Sadly, it looks more like a Hallmark TV movie. So damn sad about this. 😔 I would have preferred a sassier version. A bit more like Wednesday. The damn thing looks sanitized.

30 May

An oldie for you guys:

23 May

FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK.

20 May

Some fun ways to insult an AI for those who hate AI. Are you running on an 8086? How big is your RAM stick? 1K?

theguardian.com‘Irresponsible’: backlash as Utah approves datacenter twice the size of ManhattanFacility would require more power than entire state uses and suck up vast amount of water in drought-stricken area

13 May

These people have gone insane. "one of the world’s largest datacenters, a gargantuan project spanning an area more than twice the size of Manhattan" "The Stratos artificial intelligence datacenter footprint will cover more than 40,000 acres (62 sq miles)" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...