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happy women's day !! what you should do tonight:

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girl who needs to get groped and teased aggressively while she's forced to order for them at the taco bell drive thru,,,,

phone calls are so fun because i get to do even more,,, sometimes it's fun when i put my ass on her face and she says something muffled for a second and they ask "huh?". it always freaks her out hehe

you should also tell her she's pretty about 101 times. the extra 1 is for when you say "yes really really really, i mean it. you're super pretty dummy" so she really gets it,,, then kiss her on the nose. girls love that.

one time on a road trip with an ex, we pulled over to get some taco bell and we started fooling around in the car and at some point she stops and goes "wait do u really think i'm pretty?" like girl i'm half naked and about to have sex in a taco bell parking lot, of course you're beautiful

saying "what??" like you can't hear her when she says sorry and taking her down your throat at the same time

last year i celebrated women's night by taking myself out and pounding myself into submission,, u can always do your mission don't worry

holy fuck PLEASE PICK SOME UP ON YOUR WAY HOME !!!! I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND I WILL SUCK U SO WELL BEAUTIFUL GIRL