BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi

topster update, in which i finally stop denying who i am and just accept having five jethro tull albums in my top 10

begging and pleading and sobbing if you're built like this please dm me

i am so fucking lucky that whoever screenshotted my tweet back in 2022 edited out my name

going through my 10/10 albums in chronological order has me realizing that basically all the albums i like from the 90s are really really dark. is this a me thing or a 90s thing

[two seconds after gender is abolished] what the fuck are these things on my chest and why do i feel nothing about them . guess i might as well get rid of em

why have the showings of resident evil dried up so much!! it's halloween i want to go see it again!!!!

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

missive from @orbgazer.bsky.social who just got suspended for one of the funniest reasons i've ever seen. as soon you change your pronouns the mods just put you on a "suspend immediately" list i think

EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW THE BAND ACCOUNT @goof-goblin.bsky.social SO YOU CAN HELP JUICE OUR NUMBERS GO GO GO MAKE NUMBER GO UP DO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD FOR GO GO GO FOLLOW BIGGER NUMBER MAKE DO BIG

okay i guess when i criticized him not doing enough about the NYPD i didn't consider that he was disrupting their operations through a secret underground basketball ring my bad my bad

Current mood

yeah okay it's a 10 this album fucks. not as good as dopes to infinity but that's too high a bar for even most other 10/10s

blackie lawless becoming a born again christian and immediately doing a rerecording of his most famous album and taking out all the swears but leaving in both racial slurs is almost too on the nose to even laugh at. almost

"i am the boy only the mirror sees" TAKE ESTROGEN

he's so real if a lesbian told me that i'd never forget it for the rest of my life

i've come to a big personal realization and i think it's finally time for me to admit that annie community is my type. thankfully women like that are never gay so i'm safe

Bluesky has four kinds of users

REMOVE THE PAIN AND PUSH IT BACK IN

even abstracted into hypothetical maths this doesn't make any sense. picking the lesser evil still makes things more evil, just by a lesser amount

i had a dream that there was an anime that looked good and was fun to watch. our minds can conjure the strangest most unrealistic fantasies sometimes

if funkadelic made a song about me they'd call it faggot brain

damn i can't believe he would do this i was a huge fan of his work as a dinosaur hunter

i aspire to elizabeth holmes' level of romantic delusion

idk dude i'm just so fucking tired how could he of all people think this shit was okay

the children are wise.....

i will not shut up about this album until every one of you cloth-eared nincompoops listens to it

8x8 of my favorite rock operas/"story albums"

disgraceful. i'm very disappointed in furries for falling for electoral politics