Post

He was a tall tall tall tall little man

That's how my sculptures tended to go before someone showed me clay with grog in it.

Sculpture doing a self portrait, but he only had a fun house mirror

Looks like a sky dancer, anyone remember those? Great fun until some kid put their eye out or something.

Those darn Etruscans!

In memory of the ill-fated Etruscan astronauts who fell into that black hole

not chesty enough

Gettin Wiggly with it u_u u_u u_u

Exquisite alt text

I want a pair of these on a shelf flanking a Paleolithic Venus.

Maybe once we know more about the Etruscan language, we’ll have an answer to that ancient mystery

He just like me frfr

Interesting only the body and limbs are stretched. That’s how you know he isn’t an extrudian

Etruscans are just deeply deeply weird, even compared to other ancient cultures

Etruscans: Hey, look at the really tall man sculpture I made! Romans: Let's kill these people off the face of the earth.

An Etruscan walks into the bar. Bartender asks, why the long everything except face

Hey, it's Mike Teevee after the Oompa Loompas tried to stretch him back to normal

This is why the Etruscans were right

the detail on the face is great tho

Junjus Itus's finest work!

Alt text is on point

My Etruscan contribution

Spaghettis Georg

Realism vs. surrealism.

Long boy

So slenderman is etruscian, got it

I saw this Camilleri piece in Malta. I'm not sure about the aerial part, but the figure is wonderful:

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Beltalowda! (IYKYK)

They told me I needed to stretch everyday

Looong loooooong man

Wow so giacometti

@earational.bsky.social long

Slenderman: Origins

Ombra della sera, my favorite stand

His name may be lost to time, but his tallness will be remembered forever

Etruscans: he long.

L o n g

You make ONE novelty amphora opener and millenia later art historians are still freaking out about it.