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I feel just as reassured as I did in 2019.

Zero credibility for anything uttered by Trump.

Well now the truth is out! We are definitely fucked!

Oh, well Putin promised. Absolutely nothing to be worried about then. Narrator: we’re so screwed

Time to put money on Ivermectin sales increases on the "prediction markets."

I wouldn’t believe him if he said water was wet.

Putin: Pee Pee Tapes! Rump: Hello, hello, I can’t hear! We have a bad connection. Click!

Putin asked do you want help with the election or pin the next pandemic on me? Rump hung up the phone.

Yes. China also reassured Rump. Rump called Covid a Hoax, mismanaged the pandemic, KILLED A MILLION!

Well thank heavens the Russians have issued reassuring reports of "nothing to see here"--I can we can all sleep easily now.

Sure, let’s just take their word for it. What could possibly go wrong?

www.impeachtrumpagain.org

When will this nightmare be over.

Daily reminder that "Trump says" is not a valid source.

Drop the “Trump says” shit from your repertoire. It discredits your whole article. Also, so long as the Russians say they got it, they got it. They ALWAYS level with the global community immediately when something goes haywire inside their borders.

Oh good. Definitely feel better now that Putin's fluffer has spoken.

Just like COVID-19 wasn’t (potentially) linked to the creation of a bio weapon. Cute.

Who's ready for round two?

Could have stopped at: Trump says ‘we don’t think’

That might be comforting, if we could believe anything he says.

Sounds familiar

And of course Dotard Donnie believes Daddy Pootipoo.

And we all know, that Russia only speaks the truth…🤦

well his record on these types of things is super great

Of course he did. Putins lapdog. Fetch

Credibility matters.

Here we go again. He completely botched the COVID-19 response, and now his incompetent ass is going to fuck this up too. But hey, Russia says everything is under control, so yeah, rest easy. Let’s see how long it takes for him to start screaming “Fake News” and it’s a “Hoax”.

And Putin’s puppet repeated to the American press precisely what he was told to say. Remember Trump’s response when asked whether Putin had been interfering in our elections?

Trump thinks??🤣🤣🤣