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He looks Motherfuc*ingly like the hooman of his given name.

Someone please get ahold of Samuel L Jackson and let him know he's been replaced ASAP because I've got a Plane to take!

JoJo. Defeater of sticks

“bad motherhecker” in the alt text 😭

Yes, life is a bitch

Off course they is in a bad mood. They used cat softener on his favourite sweater. Now it smells like cat.

"Take the mf'ing photo..."

Tales From the Crypt but make it cute

This is amazing. Mazel tov!

I needed a laugh today! Thanks! 🤣

Jake!!!

I love Charlie.

Here’s Frankie looking cool hangin out the window

When you take a treat & break it into 5 pieces. 😆

Bahahaha

My pups approve.

Apparently the Dog Days of Summer have officially begun. Dodger figures it’s time to get comfortable and enjoy an afternoon nap:

"Say vet one more time!"

📌

Greyhound-border?

I don't understand, why did you just post the same pic again?

This is Poppy

“Come back to bed!”

Pretty sure this is @thistlethegremlin on Instagram for the curious.

I’m pretty sure that’s Samuel L. Jackson’s dog so I think you’re safe to rate.

160 pound Alfie in his giant bed

Ha ha I snuck a cleaned up kitty in. 😹😼😸😹😸😹😼😸😸😹😹

Awe, he's cute

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Say kibble one more time!!!

I can hear Samuel L. Jackson's voice saying that. To be fair, though, if the cats are in the bed, it is the cats' bed.

He's sayin' "You woke me up for this?"

Molly,

Omg he is too cute when he’s in a foul mood!

She is!!

😂💕

What are you wearing? “A m…f..king pink-ass sweatshirt with GD cherries on it…”

Good motherfucker.

Is Mr Wallace a bitch?

I would argue that this is Snoop Dogg.

"Treatos, MFer! Do you give them?!!"

Little guy looks like Redd Foxx trying to be festive with a hangover. I want to pat.

Say I look adorable again mother pupper

I think Samuel L. Jackson's grumpy face and cute sweater combo deserves a rating of at least 15/10, because let's be real, he's kind of a good boy too.