Wobbly Python@wobblypython.northsky.social27 Oct 2025People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.33376928
Bridget Endeavor@bridgetendeavor.bsky.social27 Oct 2025First: Excellent work. Second: Holy shit I'm not sure I've ever seen a less seasoned burger patty, or less salted fries. Screams "dad who bought a grill and assumes owning a grill makes him good at making burgers"223
Wobbly Python@wobblypython.northsky.socialIt's also a "one hour" burger... What part of this takes an hour?27/10/25, 9:12 pm·0 reposts·19 likes
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