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Today I learned that anti-asmr is a thing and it's great. Welcome back Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also that looks like a bangin' burger

You have a talent, my friend.

im hungry now go fuck yourself

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgH...

SALT.VOC

Honestly, probably dropped one trying to get a good shot That or ate it. I eat the food I'm cooking with a lot lol

Not grilling the onions? That's a paddlin

I feel like I lose some of the softer bits in the mix but overall I think I can make as many of these as there are bad ASMR vids in the ocean.

Most actual ASMR is extremely unpleasant to me, so "fucked up ASMR for clowns" is the closest I ever get to the intended experience

ASMR... For... Clowns... ✍️

Was that half a second of the springtrap jumpscare at the end?

It took a while to process it but I think this is like the aural version of the purple and green ketchup.

I don't know why the screaming lettuce is so absurdly funny to me

Can you tell my brain is cooked

Love it, thanks so much 😂 A friend and i hate asmr so much, gives us ick goosebumbs so this is the PERFECT counter 😂 Keep making these, they should be a new trend :D

This is so good

Please, more anti-ASMR!

These pallets won't know what hit em

This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing! On exchange, please accept this photo of a misty morning riding the train somewhere between Pennsylvania and Virginia.

Gobbless

This makes me hungry

If someone hits me with a collection of all the source noises, I'll for sure use 'em!

glad I'm not the only skull portrait in the party now

Can you make one with half-life scientists screams pls?

I had a sudden sense-memory of playing Earthworm Jim on Windows 95

It's hard for me to say this, considering what I do to these videos, but this video is too revolting to even consider dubbing. I'm not gonna' work on AI slop.