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1/6 So recently a friend of mine sent me the following photo and suggested it was a great idea. I mean, who wouldn't want a tree rex? I agree, but I had some other ideas as well. I will not apologize for what is to come next.

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This Dan is your Dan, this Dan is my Dan
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2/6 A baby tyrannosaurus - a wee rex A donated inflatable dino costume - a free rex A Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band that only performs in the inflatable dino costumes - Flea Rex Conjoined tyrannosaurus triplets - three rex The first Tyrannosaurus - OG Rex

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3/6 A Minnesota mom dinosaur - Oh golly gee Rex A dainty British children's dinosaur - tree rex A dinosaur in a Blind Melon music video - bee rex A dinosaur overseer in Uncle Tom's Cabin - Simon Legree Rex The dinos that came before the first Tyrannosaurus - pre-rex

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4/6 The dinosaur issuing your driver's license - DMV Rex The dinosaur guarding the 38th Parallel - DMZ Rex The stuffed dino that wanted to be real and was burned when the kid that owned it had scarlet fever - The Velveteen Rex The actress that played Captain Marvel in a car accident - Brie wrecks

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5/6 An angsty, acne-ridden pubescent dinosaur - teen rex Dinosaur Farrokh Bulsara - Queen Rex How Tyrannosaurs are usually portrayed in pop culture - green rex Dinosaur Rowan Atkinson - Bean Rex An angry tyrannosaurus - mean rex A denim tyrannosaurus - jean rex