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Screaming

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I feel like that needs a “The” in front of it, in order to differentiate THE Scalzi from the others…

the boys are too young to understand this dad joke, so you have to torment us instead. I get it.

I want to heat you like an animal. I want to warm you from the inside.

best "ackshully" framing ever, you have a gift! {not even sarcasm}

Did you name it Trent

the unit is Right Where It Belongs.

😆

*pattonoswaltscrappitybappityboo.mp3*

Shoved into our mouths by the hand that feeds.

I feel like a unit like this is Something I Can Never Have.

In order to tell, you need to get Closer.