Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

@sethdoesthings.com

Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration. Aspiring alter kocker and freelance know-it-all.

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Blaine is loved & revered as an amazing joke writer for a reason. This list is very special & just goes on & on. Impossibly funny.

captain bleach@blainecapatch.bsky.social

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums 500. Moondance -- Van Morrison  499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead 498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band 497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena 496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

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Replying to @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

the first caveman keyboard had four keys (O, O, G, A) until the introduction of the fifth key (B). it took another 10,000 years before we realized the second O was not necessary

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Replying to @eladn.bsky.social

I swear every day I write a sentence I never could have imagined uttering like even a day earlier.

woke up, bought Sound of Music tickets, exercised, ate lunch, played some Shadow Labyrinth, saw Coyote vs. Acme, ate dinner, did some puzzles, bought some other theatre tickets. now I'm gonna read some more of the new Colson Whitehead and go to sleep. for me, it was Tuesday.

I turn 44 tomorrow. another year gone in which I have accomplished effectively nothing.

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Replying to @bcdreyer.social

Publishing is a scam by Big Ikea to sell more bookshelves.

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One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.