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there is only one brutish and horrifying game zuck is capable of playing - the game of death played out within his labyrinth beneath the hawaiian jungle compound he had built and excluded from all satellite mapping services. donning the minotaur's fetid visage he pursues his victims in wanton murder

but unfortunately for him, the game may be at its end. all it will take is for his intended victim to be caught, prone upon the ground she looks up to see what horror it is that shall be her end and she... doesn't scream. she laughs. the minotaur isn't a brutish and primal glimpse into our savagery

THE MINOTAUR IS A FUCKING DORK. A FUCKING DORK. HIS INTENDED VICTIM IS LAUGHING AT HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS RIDICULOUS IN THOSE GLASSES. SHE GASPS FOR BREATH NOT FROM FEAR BUT FROM DESPERATELY TRYING TO SAY "I FOUND HIM. I FOUND WALDO" BETWEEN GIGGLEFITS EVEN AS THE MINOTAUR WAS POISED TO EVISCERATE HER