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How’s the metaverse going you dumb fucking bitch

Seriously? He looks ridiculous.

No thanks

Do they come with a free white stick?

Bad news, journalism school graduates: you can no longer find a job doing journalism.

Alright, but at least I won't look like a dweeb.

He was so right about the positive effects of Facebook and the Metaverse, he can't loose!

"Think unsexy thoughts" could indeed call to mind the image of Mark Zuckerberg.

What a fucking dork

Are your standards so low you're just reporting ad copy now

This is like wearing a cybertruck on your face. Everyone will know you're a douchebag on sight

Fuck this fraud.

this looks like a commercial, which is pretty on brand for CNN

This is actually true: the constant AI stream will make everyone stupid as shit, and the rest of us will have the "significant cognitive disadvantage" of seeing how fuckin stupid humanity has gotten while being powerless to stop us from getting even more stupid. 😭

wow those look really cool

Mark is incapable of coming up with a decent idea that he hasn’t stolen or bought out Nobody wants to wear your invasion of privacy glasses Mark Fuck off, you insufferable douchebag

sure

Meh. No thanks.

How much did he pay you to run this garbage?

Highly recommend this book, check it out. It literally warns about this kinda shit.

Right...

The statement is initially worrying but then you see the photo and immediately think- but they make you look like a dick.

It didn't flop so much as it was murdered by people like Zuck that were mad they didn't think of it first.

If somebody that I knew said this kind of staggering horseshit then not only would I not publicise it, but I would check to see if they have the correct number of remaining meds and intervene if necessary. Have you been kicked in the head by a horse?

I suppose nuclear war, asteroid or some other catastrophe could wipe all of this out. Chance to start fresh. Not the worst thing in the world to happen.

Whenever he's walking around he's not wearing them.

People who like being punched in the face will be at a significant advantage if they wear smart glasses around me.

Does that nose come with the glasses?

At least Google Glass was halfway attractive. This looks like bargain basement disguise shit.

A novel I started writing 10 years ago (and released 4 years ago) had an AI that controlled people's perception of reality through their ocular implants meant to do exactly this. Those who did not have the implants were the opposition to this AI's godlike control. Others saw them as insane.

Dump Meta. They sexualize young girls for profit. And they do it using YOUR pictures. Add them to your boycott list: Tesla, Target, Disney...Meta. Take back your life. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

My money's on people who wear smart glasses ending up at a significant cognitive disadvantage - from being kicked in the head.

He's much like a robot who can't survive with technological supplies in life.

So.... Zuckerberg never read Dune. Or skipped the part where they explain why there are Mentats? Can't wait for the Butlerian Jihad.

Zuckerberg's Segway.

This is the spunktrumpet who said exactly the same about VR headsets a couple of years ago. What a glans of a man.

We'll also bump into fewer lampposts.

In other words, the poor.

Mark Zuckerberg is at a cognitive disadvantage. Seriously, put all these tech oligarchs on Celebrity Jeopardy and it'll be obvious how fucking ignorant they all are.

Yes. time.com/7295195/ai-c...

Did meta pay for this ad or is this one on the house?

The only person with a significant cognitive disadvantage is the orange clown who is attempting to run your country.

Money hoarding is a symptom of serious cognitive impairment.

What a weird way of misspelling "with".

You know as a teen he really wanted these

bro has a significant aesthetic disasvantage

Stevie Wonder has joined the chat.

Mark's been squeezing the sausage a little too hard.

Unrelated: publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...

its like hes allergic to looking human

Why do you just keep repeating what he says? These people are perpetual liars, and they are absolutely abusing the fact that they can feed you whatever bullshit they want for free publicity to pump up their share prices. Try doing even one iota of actual fucking journalism.

…anyways, how’s the whole metaverse thing going?

Mark Zuckerberg is trying to make BC glasses cool. Birth Control glasses will NEVER be cool.

Perhaps, but we won't all look like dorks.

i will take my chances thanks though

Lol AI has already been proven to make people dumber so this seems like a hot take

Yep, we would not be able to grade the looks of men and how they are at sex. Oh, wait that was what he designed Facebook for, and it was women on campus. Guy is a maga weenie boy.

Attention fellow humans. If you don’t buy my special glasses you won’t be cool and people will make fun of you for your haircut and how robotic you appear. That is all.

he keeps finding ways to look worse

“Guy who sells things says ‘ everyone who doesn’t have this thing will be considered a loser’”. How hard is it to detect bullshit and treat it as such?! The media sites have utterly failed to look at the reality of LLM companies and instead report on them as if there is no profit motive!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti0l...

So… Regular users of Facebook now. Got it, thanks Mark.

Yeah, Meat AI went so gangbusters for you, didn't it Mark.

CNN does free PR for fascist billionaire.

Is not being an incel a “significant disadvantage”?

Nobody forced you to type out what the crazy man with the perv glasses said.

Why did you guys fire Cillizza? He fits right in with this kind of brainless nonsense.

—Hi, Mark! —Hi, who are you? —Don't you remember me? —Oh, sorry, there's no signal here.

For real, guys. You’ll need these AI nerd x ray specs for the Metaverse

Have tech bros never been to a live show or even watched a recording?!? The National Institute of Mental Health needs to create a whole new personality disorder category for these dudes

The main thing about playing an instrument, is the enjoyment of making music. The tech bro is a jerk. Software music has no soul.

We justify doing what we hate by counting all the money it makes us.

I so wanted to be at that Georgia-Tennessee game over the weekend playing my trombone with the band.

To be fair, the likes of Musk, Zuckerberg etc most likely don't even understand their tech at all. They're just lied to by their sycophants about it.

I was in a focus group for VR for meta/oculus and the researchers were shocked that I pointed out this might be used for infidelity lol

This

I really don't think they understand the tech that well.

"How else will you log on to the Metaverse without these bad boys?"

Fortunately, we will still be at a significant advantage in the area of not looking like a giant fucking dork.

It's a mystery to me why anyone thinks this guy is smart

Total bullshit of course. Every cheap salesman knows this game. Stoke fear of missing out in the mark and then add in a limited timeframe. Total bullshit.

“Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people who don’t have a grand piano fall on them will be at a significant disadvantage to those whose teeth have all been replaced by piano keys comically playing chopsticks.”

lol the meta guy has a prediction

This toxic dweeb is already significantly cognitively disadvantaged.

More proof that insane amounts of wealth distort your perspective.

Mark wants to watch you piss

General Motors says if you ride the bus you are lame

Ahhh, so they’re completely harmless unless you burn them! Problem solved!

😹😹😹

The downside, you’ll look like someone’s middle aged aunt

Meta board needs to have a chat with its CEO. He’s acting like Elon. Deranged. Self-involved.

Billionaire telling us do what he says without question or else...🙄🙄 In my estimation we're gonna blow the planet up to smithereens, we won't need sun glasses, we're gonna need sunscreen and a boat. I see waterworld in our future

Exactly. I mean shit, there are already research coming out RIGHT NOW that say that overdependency on technology and AI for day to day tasks pretty much literally makes you SENILE.

What a fucking loser

The ability to smoke Crack with your eyes kinda seems like the opposite of "cognitive advantage?"

so every people in the future should look like a sexual predator

Ask him how the metaverse is going!

What Everquest mod is this?

If Steve Jobs had been presented the “half baked” metaverse this imbecile put forward - the meeting would have been cancelled within 5 minutes - his parking wouldn’t have been validated -the VP who set up the meeting fired and Steve would have forgotten both their names before days end. #stupidity

If there's another thing he's known for, it's not being an embarrassing, ridiculous-looking dweeb.

pretty sure all his friends are IN the frame

We weren’t truly ready for World Baby.

hey, that's not fair, this is an old screenshot! It's equally empty now but with LEGS!

He looks like a fucking dork