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When he passes, should we prosecute him posthumously? Just to set the president.

Ate the secret police just randomly shooting at people now?

The State Department updates say the airport in #PUERTOVALLARTA hasn't been closed... but it 100000% is closed Also, almost NO American flights have been canceled for tomorrow! Which makes people think they'll get out, but I doubt it. Almost everything is closed and there's no taxis or uber

"Quiet, piggy!"

I work in a hospital. We don't ask, "Are you a citizen?" But " how can l help you?"

Well, not always . . .

Here’s the thing. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lower my American flag for someone who sent bus loads of insurrectionists to the Capitol.

One more devil in hell.

For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me. —Matthew 25:25–36

Machiavelli would be so proud 👏 🥲.

What are the chances he can get arrested at the Hague?

This impression of Gavin Newsom💀 @governor.ca.gov

TACO Tuesday now has whole different meaning.

Tesla + vehicle = testicle

Are 11 minute space flights the helicopter tours of the Uber rich?

At least Al Capone sponsored soup kitchens for the poor.

Tariffs like these raise prices and don't work. But if you skipped class the day we all learned that – here's a refresher:

Do you know if I can invest a SDIRA in one of the Portuguese investment funds that open the door to golden visa? nomadgate.com/portugal/fun... Asking for no particular reason.

All day.

Why is no one saying it out loud? He wants to send foreigners to a prison camp. Not even being subtle

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Pete Buttigieg is seriously considering running for Senate in Michigan after Gretchen Whitmer says she wouldn’t run for the open seat. Smash that RT if you agree Secretary Buttigieg would make a FANTASTIC Senator!! 💙💙

When the rule of law falls, we must hold it even higher.

I guess that increase in the cost of insulin will make eggs look cheap.

This sucks. I'm drinking wine and watching porn.

This is such an awful take. So resist-brained it's genuinely incredible