George Azeria

@pablo.show @profootballtalk.bsky.social They tested Hurts for clots knowing they had a 7-hour flight to London. It would be useful to know if they would have tested him at all, had it ‘just’ been a ‘normal’ 6-hour flight to Seattle, LA, SF? Like this wasn’t to Australia, it was only one more hour.

“Did you like the MW4 campaign George?”

my trans friend every tuesday and friday:

guy called Phillip del Phia

Nintendo Indirect (You only hear about the news in passing with no details)

Solid Snake? uh yeah otherwise you'd just go through your own tail and never die

it was 19 _69_? so it more like the _goon_ landing, am i right gamers?

I’m starting to think we’re not getting a mambo no. 6

Bill Withers in a polycule: just the five of us

the F in JFK stands for fuck if you're willing to lie about it

sad to learn the Wawa Gobbler is _not_ a cryptid

guy called Noah Vale

@garybrannan.bsky.social re:OOTPIL episode 6 genuinely the only memory I have of my primary school head teacher is a kid once asking him why he wore his watch on the inside of his wrist and his answer was “so I can check the time without spilling my pint”

guy named Al Berkercki

serves em right for this i reckon

Sigmund Male Freudset

Fun facts don’t care about your feelings.

got frame mogged by the pope; conclavicular

24 🔱 11 🔱 51 🔱 51

whenever someone says "they look x age and y age at the same time" the person is almost always about halfway between x and y

did WAR ever find out why they couldn't be friends?

this toilet is really nice, call it the elton john

bro if max verstappen is so good how bad must min verstappen be

witches be like: send newts

What’s an autistic person’s favourite tactical equipment in Call of Duty? The stim!

Black Ops 7 is actually pretty fun if you just pretend it isn’t a Call of Duty game. It’s way more similar to XDefiant or Titanfall 2 with the maps, completely made-up guns, and adding the wall bounce to Black Ops 6’s omnimovement. However I’d still just prefer a good Call of Duty game.

I think the worst part of Call of Duty going from showing ‘kills’ to showing ‘eliminations’ is that it changes K/D to E/D

Honestly if you believe seasons start on the 21st of their respective months you've either never thought critically about it or never been outside. December 14th is very clearly Winter and March 19th very clearly isn't.

show called the lentilist where they investigate legume crimes

if you think zack polanski is cool, zack polansnowboard will blow your mind

I’ve got that Toptunov drip Call me the elephant’s foot

wish spotify would vibe code a true shuffle toggle

There's many reasons you shouldn't vote Labour; stance on trans and disabled people, Mandelson and their appeasement of Trump, their economic illiteracy, attacks on privacy, free speech, etc… But specifically in G&D? They decreed that Starmer's leadership matters more to them than representing you.

paddington spent more time in prison than epstein

man called hugh briss

Sméagol? The Stoor Hobbit?

Jeremy Bentham Boone

grok told me i was too hyper so now I only use ttp

control players buying a house: in response, i counter your offer

if you don’t use singular they you’re weird

11 angry men and one total legend