HA!

It’s never actually Donnie’s fault, is it? Shades of Tricky Dicky…

Ok why do I need 3 days worth of supplies: A) world War 3 B) zombie outbreak C) alien invasion D) all the weathers…tsunami, thunderstorms, tornado

No plan, just vibes. Oh dear.

What national emergency are we stockpiling for? A) WW3 B) outbreak C) Chinese Russian invasion

Are you really telling me you prefer this weather compared to the hot hot summer?

Alright, alright, alright. I have no plan. I sent my notice today.

This time next year I’ll either be A) Drunk and poor B) Drunk and successful C) the same

Since discovering Slow Horses any other British ensemble piece just does not cut the mustard.

How well would a squad of Call of Duty gamers do in a zombie apocalypse?

Prepare to ship out — Rogue Trooper is coming to the big screen next year and you can get 25% off classic comic collections 👉 https://bit.ly/45DVqwI

I do spend some lol to myself when I’m alone

Good wine is as expensive as a steak

Even bacon is so fucking expensive now

Trump and Putin don’t actually want peace. Conflict brings them a sense of action.

Be Kind Rewind for Tax Purposes

A couple more out of the kiln today…

The first UK screening of 'Rogue Trooper' took place at the British Film Institute as part of the BFI London Film Festival, bringing together an incredible mix of cast, creatives and die-hard 2000 AD fans for a very special evening! https://bit.ly/4hYTqHa

Really struggling to not watch Slow Horses Trying to not watch so I have the final 3 to watch in one go

Sunday is definitely wine day. (I don’t work on Mondays) What’s your choice?

I was lucky enough to see Rogue Trooper and I took my little bro who didn’t know the source material and it hooked us, loved it, when you get a chance to see it. Go you must.

Reece Shearsmith on Insta :)

Time for Wirtz to go. I’d take a swap for Olise.

Saw Duncan Jones’ new film ROGUE TROOPER last night @ London Film Festival. Find I’m mostly describing it as “beautiful” to ppl. It’s v particular combo of motion capture & computer animation (no AI!) builds the richest, most gorgeous movie “world” I’ve seen in years. I loved it so much.

I have become a one man version of Slough House…

Available soon…

Interesting spam/scam text… “Are you at home Dad?”

👏👏👏👏

Spider bite? When do I get my powers?

I haven’t read “Ronin” by Frank Miller Should I?

I’ve actually started saying “It’s beyond my pay grade.”

This is getting ridiculous Nice one Donny

Why do people even debate what a Jaffa cake is?! It says it in the bloody box “cake” ffs just because it’s in the biscuit aisle.

Siri is a bit shit

During lockdown people wanted to avoid wearing masks or face covering now teenage boys and young men want to cover their faces like special ops. 🤷‍♂️

Am I being daft but is it possible my flat gets heated from the flat below in the evening?

While I may not look my age, I think my colleagues don’t realise I can’t go a 100 mph when working nor do I see any reason to.

What is your food shop treat?

Every now and then you still get a can with no outside ring and have to dig out a can/tin opener. Imagine if you did stockpile and had no tin opener

How long before Burnham goes grey?

The acting in Kraven is so…well wooden.

Cat with movie quote… Will need one more bisque firing then transparent glaze and a final firing before it’s ready. So a handmade, hand painted cup ain’t really that quick and fast.

Is that not kind of fucked ip to fo your laundry at 10pm?! My floor is vibrating because of downstairs doing laundry

Man City going to join the Saudi Pro League then?

I hate being told: “You do you.” Am I wrong in finding it dismissive? Is it an example of passive aggressive behaviour?

Game changer it’s actually quite pleasant to just wear noise cancelling headphones in London without listening to music.

When can I enter my Jackson Lamb stage?