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I AM COUNTING IT DOWN! Countdown timer logwork.com/countdown-h5o4

A press secretary position for Manaj is on now on my Bingo card. *What did I just say?

Ok so my first question is: how the hale did Niki Manaj get a security clearance???

I put the boo in bougie!

WE were all warned! 🆘

I'm just a girl standing in front of the pumpkin asking it to carve itself.

As of today, there are only 11 weeks and 2 days left of this year. 78% of 2026 has passed!

How many calories does thinking about cardio burn?

Katie Zachariah lasted 1 Scara...

Where in the world is Carmencashpateldeigo? My guess: Russia

Shane Gillis is not funny. *Ever.

It's 79° here. My grill is Cooking! The patio is my vibe.

Eyebrows...don't leave home without them. *Me giving out beauty advice and eyebrow pencils

Imagine if you can... What this guy would be doing today other than eating birthday cake. I am certain he'd have alot to say and sing about. 🎂

Two words: ICE OUT

I remember Trump once saying he loved Gotham City. Well folks we're almost there. I'm sending up my Bat signal now.

A Firing squad is medieval, and Hegseth is a barbarian. Televising that for pay per view ghoul's is abhorrent. *Pentagon I hope you'll rethink this.

Candy-flation where kids get the bulk spider rings on Halloween instead of candy because that's a trick instead of a treat.

They want to know who Jane Doe is. She is me,she is her, and she is them. Speak up. To Protect.

One of these times the president of the United States will fall deeply asleep; deeply. *Hey there's champagne in the fridge.

Bad ass award of the year Goes to: Jack Smith.

I came... Ran to comments... Laughed out loud.

Marco...

Sometimes it feels better when there's homemade soup and chocolate chips cookies.

Ed Sheeran's opening act: Robert Kraft and the Magas. *bankruptcy tour 2026

Just an FYI Christmas is 100 days from today!

Old enough to remember every t.v. show was on t.v. not a streaming service. *Emmy's won are from shows I'm unable to see.

Resting Bitch McConnell face.

Stephen Colbert wins an Emmy. *A way to make your face smile.

A dire warning, billionaire criminal Musk has set up a scheme in the form of a website votesafe.org in order to steal voter information. Never click on the link and please share this everywhere so others won’t fall prey to it like so many others.

We're sorry Canada. *We really mean this.

Dear peeps, Get your voter registration in order. Get ready to vote.

Do not buy that house, it's so gross. *Me watching HGTV.

I took the dialect quiz and they know me youse guys.

We have the 5 second rule in my house, but with my back you can forget about it.

Hello...hello... *me talking to the ocean in my seashell

omg how do they know

Tiger Woods strikes a plea deal...no kidding. You don't say.

Look no one is changing Canadian Bacon's name that's final.

3 words of the day: Be like Dolly.

At what age do you wear your pajamas outside and you don't care? *I am that.

Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping.

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

RIP Dolly. Heartbroken

BREAKING: Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in an Aug. 25 Instagram video.

What the Flock kind of camera is outside my neighborhood?

Under Trump, protected wild horses are going to slaughter. A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.

Happy Sunday, whatever you just bought is on a recall.

Best friends show up with pizza on a rainy day just because. #Iucky