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OK folks. Who took the wish of millions and millions of sane Americans and then spent it while on vacation in South Carolina!?!

Dear world, I'm deeply sorry. Please remember that a majority of Americans didn't vote for him. We're trying to get medical attention for those who did. Stand strong. He'll backdown- always does. He's old and will die soon.

Can you help me get a message to Kristi? If you see her lips, under her hat, tell her I said Fuck you, sit down you POS, and go back to sucking 🍊🌮 tiny dick.

Can you help me get a message to JD? If you see him, tell him I said Fuck you, sit down you lting POS, and go back to sucking 🍊🌮 tiny dick. You’ll have to shove Lindsey off. Thank you for your attention to this matter

@samanthamichaels.bsky.social Are you also an activist? I meet many civilians who wanna help but don't know how to get involved, and what's legal and not. Many theories about this Gestapo action. Mine involves voter suppression @ mid-term, & overt violence @ resistance. We need better organization

Boycott any product that advertises on ABC

Hey Jimmy, is it true you told King🍊🌮 youtu.be/iVBX7l2zgRw?...

Breaking News!! Shoe imprints recovered from Kirk investigation are from the Never Surrender! Collection. Shoes are unlimited edition and only online sale at Www. NoGriftTooPetty.com If you see anyone wearing these beat their ass and notify fashion police

Thank god! Kash is here with all his investigative experience. Time to call Pete and look in all the Utah strip clubs for the suspect. Don't get uppity and tell me there's no tittie bars in Utah- see map

So does Kirk act of terrorism count as foreign who slipped across the border? Or domestic? Was the shooter a Venezuelan gang member? Or a disgruntled white guy? Did this murder happen in a radical Liberal Marxist commie city of a BLUE state? Or a state 59%, city 65% that voted trump, run by Rep?

Wow. MAGAts are responding to Kirk's decention into hell, by threatening HBCUs. There's some Bush-Cheney retaliation thinking. Skip ahead and see how that worked out

Big big difference between being happy that there's one less hate spewing asshole, and advocating violence. I'm not gonna shoot anybody exercising Free Speech I disagree with. But I do have a list of obituaries that I'm going to frame and hang near my coffee pot. Start my day with a smile

How long do the racists cry about losing a spokesman. Another one will step up soon enough. Hell Taco has a drawer full of resumes

Just saw a picture of Tom Homan's family and his CV No wonder he's pissed off. Proud to have a guy in charge of Immigration & Customs Enforcement policy, strategy and tactics who is a Jefferson Community College alum [associate degree in criminal justice]. he's a policy whiz & unremarkable leader

Deplorable ideas spewing from Charlie Kirk's mouth, to my knowledge he didn't advocate crime, or directly harming folks. AN EXTREMIST PRICK I'll fight anyone who wants his 1st A should be restrained. The guy, as an adversay, was perfect. Kirk: Come Prove me Wrong. OK, Rather debate Sorry Charlie

Shooter was former Trump supporter pissed about Promises Mage, Promised Denied. How do i know? Sniper shot that didn't knick the target's ear. Only republicans shoot that good

Do dems have ANY good snipers!?

NOT MY LANGUAGE NOT MY SIGNATURE SEE DJT

@drcaryadkinson.bsky.social

Y'all need to blame the dems for fabricating all this pedo hoax, then waiting 3 election cycles to release the evidence. Poor Mr Epstein killed himself for nuthin!! The lady just cleaned up around the house got indicted by GJ, convicted by jury 5X, & losing appeals-she had no $$ to defend herself

Birthday card boobs were smaller than i imagined. Guess i forgot she was pre-teen

Dear Lord, Please tell George Lopez it's way past time. Get back on HBO and levante un pequeno infierno. If iCE comes, I'll take a bullet for you

Finally spotted the felon He's not dead, just in his habitat www.facebook.com/reel/1082871...

Has anyone checked Laura Loomers lips? He may be there, dead or alive

Release the DC obituary files!!!

When you have a 38% support rating, does that also apply to Life Support? I'm not a doctor, but I'm fine with it

Does Free DC! rhyme with Where are the Epstein files!?

Cracker Barrel changed logo to remove JEFFERY EPSTEIN. Tell djt jr to STFU, like he even knows somebody who has been to a Cracker Barrel. Well maybe some J6ers Don't be distracted from what matters.

Anyone know what time 🍊🌮's flying ICE monkeys arrive to take over Chicago? The Chicago Police Department has reported a decrease in both violent and property crimes, with a 14% drop in overall Part I crimes year-to-date.  So that's an emergency. Felon! Send in your clowns

Did anyone else have " Darn, Democrat court won't allow us to release the Epstein files", on their Bingo card? Hypocrits gonna hypo

If you already know, I'm your brother in arms. If not, I probably can't explain: "It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.” Either way, we're headed the same way.

Oh, Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili!

I'm thinking of selling a " Natural Causes" advent calendar. Each morning, open the little window, and a new member of the administration is found dead from unexplained causes. No problem coming up with 25 names. I am struggling with the order. Do I want a big finish, or to begin with splash? Help

Wow! Season 27 of Southpark is taking it straight at 🍊🌮. Comedy Central's parent company is Paramount. The same bastion of integrity &courage, that ended Colbert " for economic reasons". Stone & Parker must have a bet about how many episodes it'll take to explode the felon's head. Hear his D talk.

But the big one is: Trop v. Dulles Expatriation of a U.S. citizen as a punishment following a general court martial is barred by the 8th Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment Although a military case, SCOTUS say it violates the 8th Amendment. Fuck you trump Tough guy bitch

Nishikawa v. Dulles Nishikawa, a U.S. citizen, was forcibly conscripted into the Japanese Army. He was entitled to retain his American citizenship

Afroyim v. Rusk, 387 U.S. 253 (1967), was a landmark decision of the Supreme Court of the United States, which ruled that citizens of the United States may not be deprived of their citizenship involuntarily.

Did the Christian National god target little girls at church camp with a flood? Couldn't warn Noah to build them an arc because we've defunded the weather sevices. Beware, we're heading into the old testament

Hey ICE!!! I saw a shitload of immigrants messing around in Kerrville Texas. I think they were stealing firewood. They were pulling trees off of piles. Go get them. Glad you're deployed for nonsense political theater rather than helping victims of weather we can no longer predict.

Hey Texas! How do you feel about socialis democracy now? Still against it? Tell the Salvation Army to go to hell. You don't want their help. And stay out of the food pantries. And tell the gd immigrants to take their chain saws and go back to Mexico.