Chris Jx

Pete hegseth is small dick energy if it came to life and got a cabinet position #deptofwar #Petehegseth #trump

#Nottheonion why has the onion not made this yet?! @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #maga @theonion.com

F*ck the winter Olympics. Watching a bunch of 1%s who grew up going on ski vacations before they could walk is not inspiring or worth your eyeballs #winterolympics #milan #olympics #2026winterolympics

Nayler looks like the Bad guy from the other team in a baseball movie #alcs #mariners #bluejays

Colin Meloy, with a voice tone like Ira Glass, a look like Ron Swanson and a late night suit like Stephen Colbert with the Decemberists at SF Symphony #thedecemberists #decemberists #sfsymphony

If HBOs the Pitt is real ER doctors and nurses should make 10x what plastic surgeons and their nurses make #thepitt

I know all the celebrities in the court side seats is a gimmick but I will say it makes getting my wife to watch the playoffs with me much easier. #nbaplayoffs

Chad Smith playing with Elton John at SNL??? #snl #livefromnewyork

History teaches us that when you squeeze the economy, the black market fills the gap. Recuerdas.... la Prohibición? It turned tequila into a national treasure and cartels into household names. Now, who's gonna be the next El Capón?🍸💼 #tariffs #liberationday www.nytimes.com/2025/04/02/o...

The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore

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Bezos only bought the Bond series so he can have a Recurring role as the villain in the series. #Lifeinitiatingfiction #bond #jamesbond #amazonbond

The age difference between Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon is 57 years, what a perfect way to start the show. #snl50 #snl

Some of us in downtown SF with our heads way too up our own a$$ to know what's going on would appreciate an Alert system Text the next time the city dumps the NBA all-star game and the Chinese New Year parade on the same day. #sanfrancisco #nbaallstargame #cny #sfchinatown #sf

I think the Roots just proved to the whole world they are the best band on the planet #snl50concert #snl

Post Nirvana killed. Unbelievable so good #snl #nirvana