TwoWheelsDC

Don’t threaten me with a good time Apple. I hate how updates undo shit I’ve already set

Verizon offered me FIOS for like $20 less than Xfinity so I figured why not try it. But not only did they not tell me they need to dig up my patio (TBF they pay for it) but the installer just straight up no-showed today without a message or call. So we’ll be sticking with Xfinity I think

Tired: the Gig Economy Wired: the Snitch Economy

guy in front of me walking into the bathroom went straight to the middle of three empty urinals and I think this warrants an HR complaint

Trying to get film stills while also shooting video yields uh…mixed results. The fully manual camera does not help! Canon AE-1 with 50mm f/1.8 on Ilford Delta 3200. I developed these at 3200 but may have had better results pushing to 6400 but that upped the developing time to like 30 minutes

Traded in my Sony A7IV for an A7RV and hooo boy this thing is a beast. These are at ISO 8000 with no post noise reduction, lens is my pretty cheap Samyang 100mm macro shooting wide open at f/2.8. These are pretty significantly cropped and still higher res than the A7IV uncropped 😳

It’s a good bit to insult the looks of a guy who is probably in the Top 10 of hottest people ever elected to national office in the US

lost track of ol' Audrey once I moved out of Arlington, but it doesn't feel like she always this much of a white hood wearing piece of shit, at least openly?

guy whose entire career has been built on cultural carpetbagging has thoughts on assimilation

this is like the Ark of the Covenant angels looking all happy and welcoming right before they turn the Nazi's flesh into melted goo

I'm still unclear on what "curb your dog" means. Like uh, you want my dog to pee on the curb? I can't just make him do that and he seems to prefer peeing on the sign instead 🤷‍♂️

I just saw a bunch of my music buddies that I don't get to see super often, who are all tatted up hardcore punk guys including former addicts and felons, and many many hugs and "I love yous" were exchanged and not a single one needed to be qualified with a "no homo" or whatever

So I basically produced(?) an Agnostic Front show out of my Hyundai Ioniq tonight. Set up the lights and rigged the stage by myself (except the PA speakers) with all my own gear. Also did video!

Shots from the first roll of film I developed myself at my darkroom class. Shot with Canon AE-1 on Ilford HP5+

so baffling to me that the response to "people hate Ring cameras" is to have a "security" camera that records nothing at all and just uses "AI" for....something. Rather than just not atuo-uploading that video to a corporate cloud. Just make the storage local you idiots petapixel.com/2026/10/05/r...

Maybe my spiciest political take is this is adolescent loser shit stereogum.com/2513535/powe...

are those fireworks in Old Town celebrating the New Fiscal Year?

Just fundamentally unserious people, jfc www.alxnow.com/2026/09/30/b...

every time I see "seed oils" my brain reads it in the voice of Gen. Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

Capitalism is all about supply and demand. Car companies supply inefficient vehicles that are more profitable to them and the government demands that you buy them regardless of what your preferences actually are

As a not particularly critical viewer of TV this just seems like a list of every show that has come out while I’ve been an adult in mostly random order

I think this is how you know a trend has run its course

Besides being evil, the most common characteristic of men in this administration is being convinced that, despite wearing a 44W, they can squeeze into a 42 stretch fit

Tired of Sex, mostly just because that drum intro is so fuckin good. Getchoo has also moved up my list the last few times I’ve put this on

Okay the fraud part is bad but the stupidest part of this has to be the idea that you can call the manufacturer of anything. You can’t fuckin call anyone anymore because they only want you to talk to their chat bots that are designed to make you give up

I, like everyone, love Reacher, but as a civil servant so many of the plot devices this season are grating on me. Like government ID badges have photos on them! There’s a long and complicated process to getting a IT system login and your boss can’t just log in to your account!

Dudes rock (Driver/guide setting an Azerbaijani mud volcano on fire, I was just standing by hoping to not get blown up)

“Trump has pardoned more pedophiles than there are trans kids in sports” seems like all you really gotta say here