Grindle

Who is at fault when there is mayonnaise in your deli sandwich? Not the employee who made it. They were just following orders. Even so, they're still at fault for playing a role in the system. The only way to be blameless in this case is to reject the deli counter job and settle for less income.

My purpose in life is to eat air-fried potatoes. I'll do nothing but sit and eat, cook a new batch, & repeat. I do not know what anything is. There is nothing outside. There is nothing in me but crisp potatoes cooked without oil. I feel good. I am happy. Friend of mine said stop. They said! No. No.

We're trying to work out if the moon is big. I think it is even if it looks small.

Bluejays are dinosaurs and I do not like them.

I keep up with Demon Slayer even though I hate the way it is. I can't quit with only 2 movies to go. Awful pacing and structure. I want to watch another good Hello Kitty series. I still have strong feelings about Mr. Pistachio. What a complicated and compelling character.

I can't wait for a new Super Smash Bros game. We need one. I will relish the first 2 years during which the meta won't have gone to shit yet.

DK

I don't associate with people who pee in the bathtub. It's not like PowerWash Simulator where everything is either dirty or clean. The filth remains in residue. Not okay! Don't do that!

Biblically accurate angels are so ugly they have to tell people not to be afraid. Nobody wants a wheel with eyes or a chimera. 6 wings is too many! Not cute or sexy (for most people)! At least try to make one of your angels look good. And it's fucking Lucifer, the canonically beautiful one.

It's a great time to have hated Ethan Klein long before I even had a reason to.

Read an ingredients label at the end of the world. You win if you say 'red 40' as everything ends. It's a secret code to unlock an alternate start.

I feel joy when I see a document in the new Aptos font.

I want to be the kind of vegan who eats a healthy breakfast with eggs every day.

If you want good toilet paper in your household, you go out and buy it before somebody else resupplies.

How the hell are fish so fast? Something plops into the water and they're instantly jetting around. I swear they have more agility than birds. Goddamned fish, so ugly but gracefully motile.

I found mayonnaise that I did not buy in the fridge. Permanent brain damage. I have a history of mayonnaise-related trauma. I stopped crying after a while. Yeah, it's traumatizing.

"There was an issue with your payment information. The contract has thus been paused." *Your tables and chairs melt into gray sludge* "You have 30 days to resubmit your payment information."

Banning mayonnaise wouldn't solve the problem because there would be retaliation.

If you put mayonnaise on food, you are an enemy of humankind and the new gods will not forgive you.

The a large bear fly to the mountain. The scavengers climb the bear to pick rare treasures from it is fur as it sleep.

I can't wait to see Todd Howard's leather jacket when the time comes to reveal a working TES6.

Buses and airplanes are identical. There is not a single difference between them.

I hate it when people say I'm not allowed to say perfectionism is a flaw of mine. You fucking bigots. It is a major flaw.

Real man have panini or vignette and don't care because good realness is in the actions, not in the hole

Shawn

I think McDonald's doesn't have a good reason to bring back the fun gimmicks and decor since we're so fast now and the kids each have a personal touchscreen with maximum engagement optimizations anyway.

I'm proud to have seen some words today and read them. It was hard because they were pink and hand drawn. Nonetheless, I endured.

I just discovered Windows key + Home. I'm elated.

We are small people, right? Not big like the bears and the biggest fishes.

I wonder if CEOs are not evil and I'm just out of touch with that life.

Steel Ball Run good good very good

People with NPD are naturally abusive. It's in their nature.

I saw some AB testing happening on YouTube and I felt an obligation to click only when the thumbnail I preferred loaded.

You love being alive? Then name every living person.

Imagine if your email client had daily login bonuses, flashy animations, and engagement optimization. Would you check your emails every day? Now how about if each read email has a chance to drop a loot box?

As I stand in a dank cellar, bound in shackles, my captor brings a spoonful of white sauce to my mouth. My nose twitches. It's mayonnaise. I scream. 2 kicks to the shin. They try again. I hold back my tears as I swallow.

I don't know if I'm seeing something weird. It's as if gay female relationships are celebrated just because men like to see twice as many women, whereas gay male relationships get less favorable treatment. This has nothing to do with me. Just something I'm noticing. I swear I'm only about 3% gay.

Yeah, I shouldn't have gotten white headphones. It really doesn't look good when the poop stains get on them.

Some men discovered self-care and made it weird and stupid with all this "maxxing" stuff.