Ross Foubister

A sewer protected by baseball players and flashers who shoot bats at you - some seriously good videogame making going on

Punching a hole in the wall because a website said Mario is blue and collects rings

Yes, I will buy the Dragon Edition

Still got it

I unplugged my RGB-Pi (Raspberry Pi 4) over the weekend, and I don't think I can be arsed dealing with it again, so if anyone's interested in a CRT-friendly emulation device, feel free to show your interest.

Clearing up driveway mess from the storm. Anyone looking for a shiny Absol?

Small relief seeing that AI can't make heads nor tails of Shinkawa's artwork

Bus driver looks like Alf Garnett with flesh tunnels

Enjoy a hyper-literal reading of Ghost Town by The Specials. Like, nobody wants to go to the club because it's full of fighting ghosts.

He doesn't often like to settle down in this room, but he's being so good tonight

When there's a rolling tide on the puddles, that's bad weather

Got a good bit going, where one of these is "Garfield milk" and the other's "Jim Davis milk"

Went down the deepend on the CRT's service menu yesterday. A million little unlabelled variables. A billion ways to fuck up a beloved television set forever. Accidentally disabled the RGB input at one point, with no idea how to fix it. What a laugh.

Made the mistake of thinking the Game Boy games were out today. Made the mistake of thinking the film was out today.

Revenge of the Gator is fairly rudimentary compared to Pinball Land, and there's a lot of frustrating missed opportunities in crossing over crocodillians and pinball, but I think it's worth sticking with until you can reliably get to the top of the table.

For a second, I thought they were being genuinely considerate and including an SD card, but that's just what the Switch Online branding looks like

Early impressions of Sports Resort is that 30% of it is the stuff that I don't think works well enough to bother with, 30% is overfamiliar stuff from 20 years ago, but the 40 is pretty good. Like to skateboard, like to race a dolphin.

NOBY NOBY BOY...

Utterly mystified by Wii Sports bowling

Annoying thing about the death of games retail is that shops aren't sitting on unsold stock for years and maybe Metal Gear Solid Delta will never be a tenner

2 grand Xbox to play one game, and it's Soap MacTavish in Minecraft

I can't believe how soaking he is

Push the button and just pull the chain

Obviously I don't like him getting into scraps, but they make him look so cool

You may be dumbfounded to learn it took me until today to try Haribo: Twin Snakes

RetroTap powering the PSone and PS2 Slim now, despite the documentation saying nothing about them, by the way. NES and SNES cables currently in transit.

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I liked this. She's funny. #NintendoToday nintendo.today/s/bfNyBlso

Now there's a videogame recompilation with some human effort behind it.

I do think restrained smugness is more attuned to Daisy's character than modest joy