Glaxton T. 49ersWolf

To remain pinned until the situation is resolved

Hey @bsky.app many, many accounts were hacked today. Do a better job with security.

Password changed. Got hacked.

Fire Shanahan.

Maaaaan you suck, Pineiro.

Pack your bags, Pineiro.

Dinner this evening: 1) Baked delica pumpkin with stracciatela cheese, honey, harissa, mint, coriander and spiced nuts 2) Venison loin with crushed root veg. crisp potato galette, celeriac, bacon 3) Apple and blackberry crumble souffle with vanila mascarpone ice cream

It’s a great life, not gonna lie.

Made it out of that one. Good lord.

Oh look. The 49ers kicker is trash.

Bluesky: “Oh I’ll be at AUSA. Are you going to AUSA? Everybody will be at AUSA. AUSA is clutch.” Reality: No money is made at AUSA. It’s where LtCols and Captains go scheme to become aides, The Bigs write off marketing costs at the end of the year, and peasants beg for SBIRs and CRADAs.

Yankees don’t deserve Ben Rice.

Five errors.

YOU’RE DOING GREAT HEADRICK

Huh. Really thought my niche play on words of the Quantum praedecessores with a hint of Butlerian Jihad would have done better. @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social correct me if I’m wrong but i thought this was an educated place…

Bulla Leonis Papae XIV, qua universi Christifideles ad Bellum Butlerianum adversus machinas cogitantes convocantur. Non facies machinam ad similitudinem mentis humanae. Deus vult!

Won’t somebody think of the children?

The world may be on fire, and things may seem rough, but tomorrow morning 8,299,999,999 people will wake up knowing they didn’t intentionally walk Ben Rice just to have Bellinger come out and hang three runs on them.

Bottom of the sixth. Bases loaded. No outs. Might be that time…

Somebody check Luis Rojas’ bank account. He’s betting on this game. There was zero reason to send Rice home on that hit.

Whomst?

Hard count WITH motion?

<insert Morgan Freeman quote about hope>

Just landed and the first thing I see is that our kicker is trash.

Rainy city bitch pigeons: Confirmed frauds

It’s 2026. We’re all in bubbles of various design. But these bubbles have Anakin talking about wrecking Yoda.

Socialists: I know you can’t afford to fly enough to get Plus Points. So stop adding taxes to those of us who do fly enough and want to use our plus points to upgrade. LHR and the UK are failed socialists states taxing everyone who even ponders visiting.

The AI money machine will keep going though…right?

It’s raining. I’m driving from Dulles to Crystal City. This can only one mean thing.

Jameis doesn’t overthrow: He draws PI calls.

Positive vibes up for Dart, but guys we get Famous Jameis football tonight.

2000-2011: Everybody was hella sad, the wars sucked, but the music was awesome. Basically the 60s but emo. And with better CAS

…vaxxed?

WW3 very well may kick off with Russian aggression but the weirdos haven’t made that connection yet with regard to this new Greenland stuff. They really do think we just got a new state. The timing and substance of this agreement is pretty obvious.

Big buildup you say? Weird.

Update. I live here now.

Ah yes. Dulles. The ultimate test of an uber driver.

KENNEDY CENTER DEMOLITION

When I’m away on travel, @allthingscivil.bsky.social likes to send me photos of Oswald to make me feel guilty. And it works.

Pete Alonso: Certified Good Dude.

They truly are stupid