Jregory Eels IV

At the airport 2 hours early AMA

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my uncle when I got here: wait so are you my niece or my nephew? just want to know how to introduce you to my dogs

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i have some things to say about this but I will refrain

me: yeah I had like 3 different people telling me I had to read the work of this philosopher so I started reading it on the plane uncle: which philosopher me: Foucault uncle: are you sure they weren't just telling you to fuck off?

there's this account I follow that posts things that almost sound meaningful but that I can't quite decipher and I'm about 80% sure this account is a bot

so I'm in Alabama. Saw my grandmother. think I'm getting sick. i guess it's the season.

i see why people have been telling me to do this

Why are there only 3 stalls per men's room at the Orlando airport? Horrible design. I've been in line for 20 minutes

O H N O T O O R E A L

ok FINE I'll read Foucault

in the past year I've met two separate incredibly intelligent people who insisted I needed to read Foucault within a week of meeting me can someone who has read Foucault please tell me why this has happened twice

if this ain't me

A friend of mine posted an anti-MAGA comment and got this reply. My buddy's retort is classic. Just classic.

something something Barbara Streisand

ah fuck I can't boycott duke energy

did therapy today

this is unfortunately how I sext

didnt he literally say he would be for a ban on gender affirming care for children

worry

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

This is how I sext

A toilet that burns waste into sterile ash with an electric heating element, no water or sewer connection needed. The Incinolet is a Canadian design from the 1960s, now used in cabins, boats and remot

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

eepy

Oh come on, that's cow tools