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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody)
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody)
@abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs https://www.abconservatives.ca/
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Now that Alberta separatists have lost their referendum, and are actively working to overthrow me as UCP leader, I am looking forward to my new role by taking floor-crossing to the next level as US Press Secretary! Read: globalnews.ca/news/1210908... #abpoli #abreferendum #ableg
Don’t blame me for my UCP government’s overreach on municipalities. Trudeau did it first! Blame Trudeau! It’s all Trudeau’s fault! www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art... #abpoli
It was a pleasure to speak at the separatist True North event last night and share the stage with other separatists like Tamara Lich and not have to audit my separatist views because they didn’t allow any media to attend. calgaryherald.com/news/local-n... #abpoli #UCPCorruption
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Once me and my UCP have separated from Canada, Jeffrey Rath is DEFINITELY becoming our country’s next Finance Minister! globalnews.ca/news/1209127... #abpoli #UCPcorruption #abreferendum #AlbertaSovereignty
How is this be possible? Just because they're trying to sell out Alberta to the US and have ongoing legal cases related to misappropriation of funds, shouldn't be a black mark against the separatist movement. edmontonjournal.com/opinion/rob-... #abpoli #abreferendum #AlbertaSovereignty
Wow. I never saw this coming. But good for her! I've always been a fan of Karoline. Read: www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
Exciting! After a stimulating podcast with separatist 'Berta Proud Dad, I am pleased to announce I'll be joining a fine cast of Alberta separatists like Tamara Lich and Bruce Pardy as well as other far-right disinformation peddlers! Get your tickets here: tinyurl.com/4n8mne43 #abpoli
EXCITING! Alberta's oil & gas industry is BOOMING! 💥 Production and profits have never been higher! 📈 And energy companies are: ❌ Not paying rent! ❌ Not paying taxes! ✔️ Waiting for me to announce lower royalties! Read: theijf.org/article/anal... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
When Alberta does separates, I think Jeffery Rath should be put in charge of Alberta’s finances. Read: edmontonjournal.com/news/jeff_ra... #abpoli #abreferendum
Great news Alberta! Our fuel tax pause is in place and working just like it did the last time we paused it! Oil companies are raising prices so they profit while Albertans get screwed at the pumps all so my UCP can score political points. Read: www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti... #abpoli
Inspiring to see all the hard work Alberta separatists/traitors like Parker, Rath, Sylvester, and Modry are doing with help from Republicans, Christian nationalists, and the US administration, to make Alberta the 51st State! Read: archive.is/r8zLK #abpoli #abreferendum
I know Keith Wilson personally and can say that as a lawyer who spends all his time online promoting separation, he is too inept to be running two social media accounts. It's just a coincidence these accounts are linked by the same email. Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #abpoli
The UCP is NOT a separatist party! We just happen to platform separatist organizers, like Jeffery Rath, during our AGMs and separatists run our Constituency Associations. But that doesn’t mean we’re a separatist party. Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
For the last time: the UCP is NOT a separatist party! We just happen to have a lot of separatists who have taken over Constituency Associations, been elected MLAs, and have a leader who enjoys lowering the bar and changing laws to enable separatists. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
This is exactly the kind of lazy “disabled” people my UCP wants to kick off AISH and put on ADAP. Why should we support this 18 year old when he is fully capable of gaining employment and contributing to society? What’s next? Popsicles for cancer kids? globalnews.ca/news/1208132...
Good News Alberta! We found a way to raise tuition for programs we don’t like! If you want a degree in arts, philosophy, or environmental studies, we’re going to make YOU pay for it! In a UCP Alberta, we don’t want students who think for themselves. #abpoli #abed thegauntlet.ca/documents-sh...
Great news Alberta! Over 610,000 Albertans signed up for mail-in ballots for my separatist referendum! Since my UCP changed election rules to prevent scrutiny and Cameron Davies leaked the voter database, you have no way to know if votes are legitimate! www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
Why do we need scrutineers for a referendum? It’s not a real election and not like our most recent voter list was leaked to the most unscrupulous separatist with a history of violating election laws. What’s the worst that could happen? #abpoli #UCPCorruption albertapolitics.ca/2026/09/as-d...