Andrew Beaujon

Andrew Beaujon

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Reporter at Washingtonian. @abeaujon.87 on Signal. Still working on the sound.

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Andrew Beaujon
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"Kate repeatedly complained about people jumping out at her, prompting me to ask whether she understood the whole point of a haunted attraction. Her response? 'This is what it feels like every day to be a woman.'" dc.citycast.fm/culture/mark...

dc.citycast.fmWe Screamed Our Way Through Markoff's Haunted Forest. Was It Worth It? · City Cast DCTwo City Cast DC reporters braved chainsaws, creepy cornfields and screaming crowds to see if one of the country’s top rated haunted attractions lives up to the hype.
Andrew Beaujon
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this is not going to help my son the ticket magnet

Martin Austermuhle@maustermuhle.bsky.social

A technical-yet-interesting update: White has changed his emergency bill that would do away with the doubling of unpaid parking and traffic fines after 30 days to apply starting on Oct. 1, 2030. Why make a supposed emergency bill apply in four years? Money, basically.

Andrew Beaujon
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"Unless their young lives are very unlucky, a teenager does not yet understand that their time on this earth is limited. The social contract is different for them." washingtonian.com/2026/10/19/s...

washingtonian.comHave You Been to the Sixth-Worst McDonald’s in America? - WashingtonianThe sixth-worst McDonald’s in America is nestled between a Chase Bank and a Wawa in a forlorn parking lot off of I-95, ten miles south of Quantico in the exurbs of Stafford County, Virginia. The Googl...
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