Steve Ferra

Rays should have Dave Roberts throw out the first pitch tomorrow

Yandy Diaz doing the Chris Paul meme with that clutch double

Need whatever the Rays' equivalent of the "Croix de Candlestick" is for having sat through this entire game

Woodruff is what you call the little specks of wood that fly in the air when you use a power saw

WAIT. My God. RFK Jr. is Jonah Ryan come to life. Right down to the anti-vax nonsense.

If you told me Steven Matz was going to pitch in the first three games of the World Series for the Rays, I'd have told you they'd be down 0-3

could also pass for a Tropicana Field photo at this point in the evening

Little did we know that the significance of Yandy singling to open the game for the Rays was that they wouldn't be no-hit

also Contreras was somehow awarded a hit on this play

Milwaukee flexing so hard now they're bringing in Rockies pitchers

challenging pitches in a 10-0 game should be one of those unwritten rules that get a guy plunked

Rays need to get this series to Game 6 to get away from the Milwaukee crowd

*a* first pitch? like HIGHLANDER, there can only be one

Joe Torre calling Kevin Cash telling him to bat Junior Caminero 8th tomorrow

Refrigerator Perry is pitching the 8th

Targoz?

or as the British call him, Jay-Zed

Can't lose the World Series if you never let Game 3 end!

gonna wake up at 3AM, flip on the TV, and see a Brewer singling in a 5th-inning run

Getting wistful for the one-run loss days

Well that's it - every little thing has gone against them in this series and it ain't gonna change - 9 times out of 10 Walls makes that play

Bam Cooser

it's like the entire fantasy football commentariat decided this weekend that Ashton Jeanty stinks not that they're wrong, but it's almost as it there was some kind of tipping piont

Rays bats being chopped up and cooked in a nice Gasserole

Remembering when Manziel roomed with Josh Gordon while they were teammates in Cleveland and that had to be like the American version of TRAINSPOTTING

Brewers pitching coach named Hook when it's the manager who takes them out of the game

What a photo

live by soft contact, die by soft contact I guess

the only Polymarket I want to hear about is the parrot trade

that Rays bottom of the 2nd went faster than Chandler Simpson

absolute chimney

Fine play, Simpson

that's something the Space Monkey Mafia would say

not quite a TOOTBLAN but the same effect

This take is older than half the Milwaukee roster

One drawback of cutting the cord: the cable box served as my clock, and now I have to get a cheap digital one to put in the spot where it was

Today's Rays pre-play for Game 3 of the World Series. Can't even fathom what it would be like if the Rays rallied for 3 in the 7th to take the lead, only to lose it when Bryan Baker is called on for a 4-out save and gives a 3-run homer to Chourio in the 8th to lose it.

Interesting Rays lineup tonight for Game 3 of the Series: with the lefty Gasser starting, no Aranda or Hicks in the lineup, Vilade playing 1B and hitting 2nd, and Ben Williamson at 2B and batting 5th(!)

America's Ballpark

That would have been a TD under the old "force out" rule

my fantasy league has a bonus for going over 100 yards and I have Jonathan Taylor his rushing totals in 5 of his games so far this season: 98, 92, 95, 94, 95 (today) aargh

Carolina petitioning to play with a running clock with 10 minutes still to go

Bucs are now up to 254 yards rushing today

Dank Tell

Is this good?