Ryan Cypret

"Awfully fucking bold of you to assume we've peaked!"

At least he's self-aware enough to understand it's a losing proposition.

All the "smart" people in his regime will simply say "let the midterms happen." Because when all the democrat seatwarmers can offer is better training and more funding for ICE when the consensus is abolishment, Republicans will sweep.

Fuck you, too, Ritchie. Resign, you benchwarming coward.

I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency. ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.

I want to see this synced up with Waltz of the Flowers.

Super fun prospect to go to war with Europe again, except this time WE'RE the Axis. Heil Tinpot Stinkypants McMicropenis and his mighty force of gun-toting groypers fighting for control of Greenland!

Free advice to all current and aspiring Democratic seat warmers: "Designate ICE a terrorist organization. You will sweep on that alone."

Why did early 00's foreign policy agree to hold our beer?

Hm, yeah, gotta be it. Not because she quashed a story that humanized people unlawfully detained in an El Salvadoran death camp. Because, you know. It's not possible for "certain types" of people to be seduced by fascism.

The death of a beloved public figure is the perfect opportunity for the affably evil to virtue signal and pretend they're anything but.

Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable.

When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US!

The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!

Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks.

Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths.

Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can. www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...

I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers.

Is it really a Faustian bargain if you already sold your soul ages ago to other entities? Asking for a friend.

Cuomo must have acquired a humiliation fetish. I'm not one to kink shame, but how many more times does he need Zohran to be his Mam-daddy?

People tend to overlook a 7 mana creature in the command zone, but since she's in green that is a grave mistake. Casting her is not critical to our gameplan, as the deck can function fine without her. That's the perfect place you want to be. Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.

A special message for anyone scared right now, particularly those belonging to a marginalized group.

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Jeffries, in response to the latest Gestapo raid in San Fran - "We haven't taken our foot off the gas pedal." BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR!

I should have known something smelled rotten when TCGPlayer partnered with ebay. Hats off to Maldhound for bringing it to light. youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...

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My little denim pastry chef

If you ever feel stupid, just take solace in the fact that you didn't vote for the guy who said "foreign films are a threat to national security." Except if you did. Then I can't help you.

Trying to eat while there's a cat on your lap should be an Olympic sport.

And now for some levity! Happy Cinco De Mayo! What are some of your favorite 5 drops?

No way this could go wrong.

I'm the kind of person who can somehow celebrate the death of an objectively evil piece of shit, while also thinking that having the family of a murder victim allowed to watch the killer get the death penalty is fucked up.

The second Trump presidency that we can say "Lettuce harmed more people than migrants". www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Oh, hey, here's some bullshit that's happening. www.axios.com/2025/04/23/a...

Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.